THANK 'YA, JESUS and TC!!!
Seems like our friend Teddy Haggard has now deemed himself “completely heterosexual” after it was found that he was doing the Humpty Dump for months with a male prostitute. (Teddy says that doing the “Mocha Poka” was just a “phase” from watching way too much “OZ”; and blames HBO for being the “tool of Satan”).
Sources close to “Teddy” say that all it took was loads of “Alpha Male” and reading every “Atomic Dog” he could find from morning to midnight.
He has now thrown away his “OZ” collection and says that Male Prostitutes with cute little tight butts was “just a phase…”
Give me a break…