[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Was the stripper white?
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Not this one even though I do not discriminate. I am an equal opportunity sexist.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Was the stripper white?
[/quote]
Not this one even though I do not discriminate. I am an equal opportunity sexist.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
ProfessorX, just a moment of your time please.
When it has snowed, do you get into more near-misses whilst crossing the road or walking down the sidewalk?
Same question any other black folks on here.[/quote]
Ridiculous. I live in Texas. WTF is this “snow” you speak of…and do white girls like it?[/quote]
I see.
You’re possibly in danger if you go up to the northern states, a creature such as yourself not used to snowy conditions may not understand the laws of “shit happens”.
Its easier to see black people in snowy conditions ya see.
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Its easier to see black people in snowy conditions ya see.[/quote]
Not really. Whenever it snows in Philly, the black homeless dudes asking for spare change on the street are still invisible.
(.)(.) jiggly
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
PX is black?[/quote]
Whats a PX? Whats the difference between a black and white PX?[/quote]
Dental patients aren’t scared of the white PX.
Waits for Derek’s “That’s racist” GIF.[/quote]
Sorry been at work
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
ProfessorX, just a moment of your time please.
When it has snowed, do you get into more near-misses whilst crossing the road or walking down the sidewalk?
Same question any other black folks on here.[/quote]
Ridiculous. I live in Texas. WTF is this “snow” you speak of…and do white girls like it?[/quote]
They love it, especially when they snort it through a straw.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
Did you make it rain first?[/quote]
I only had nickels.
I got charged with battery.[/quote]
Fuckin’ zing!
I’m a black woman and I rub palm oil on my BBC just before penetration…
Ah shit!! I shouldn’t have…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
ProfessorX, just a moment of your time please.
When it has snowed, do you get into more near-misses whilst crossing the road or walking down the sidewalk?
Same question any other black folks on here.[/quote]
Ridiculous. I live in Texas. WTF is this “snow” you speak of…and do white girls like it?[/quote]
Well, you can make balls out of it and you can throw them at them and then they giggle.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I’m a black woman and I rub palm oil on my BBC just before penetration…
Ah shit!! I shouldn’t have…
[/quote]
You watch the British Broadcasting Corporation?
I prefer Sky.
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I’m a black woman and I rub palm oil on my BBC just before penetration…
Ah shit!! I shouldn’t have…
[/quote]
You watch the British Broadcasting Corporation?
I prefer Sky.[/quote]
There is one thing I never forgave Sky about; ‘‘stealing’’ 24 from the BBC. I almost missed a full season because they wanted me to buy their fucking box and pay a monthly subscription so I could watch my favourite show. Motherfuckers.
Thankfully, I didn’t hang out in Britain all the time. Every week, I planned my trip across the pond accordingly so I could watch the next 24 episode on American TV.
BADASS.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I’m a black woman and I rub palm oil on my BBC just before penetration…
Ah shit!! I shouldn’t have…
[/quote]
That sure is courteous of you. At least you don’t stand around wearing Dockers talking about golf clubs, and awkwardly shove TEBOW into sentences that don’t need it while gesturing for a high five, down to the side, followed by a fist bump fireworks and some sizzle.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I’m a black woman and I rub palm oil on my BBC just before penetration…
Ah shit!! I shouldn’t have…
[/quote]
That sure is courteous of you. At least you don’t stand around wearing Dockers talking about golf clubs, and awkwardly shove TEBOW into sentences that don’t need it while gesturing for a high five, down to the side, followed by a fist bump fireworks and some sizzle.
[/quote]
Are you talkin’ about golf or something else…?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Was the stripper white?
[/quote]
Not this one even though I do not discriminate. I am an equal opportunity sexist.[/quote]
Fail
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
ProfessorX, just a moment of your time please.
When it has snowed, do you get into more near-misses whilst crossing the road or walking down the sidewalk?
Same question any other black folks on here.[/quote]
Ridiculous. I live in Texas. WTF is this “snow” you speak of…and do white girls like it?[/quote]
White girls LOVE it…
Check
I go hard to the paint like Harden
Pass the rock, J-Lin
And dunk it like Chandler Parsons
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[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Top 5 MCs of All-Time
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Fixed that for you
I’m a black guy I put cocoa butter on my elbows
At the supermarket