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I'm A Black Guy

I rubbed Shea Butter Baby Oil on my head and brought a stripper home with me.

Did you make it rain first?

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Did you make it rain first?[/quote]

I only had nickels.

I got charged with battery.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Did you make it rain first?[/quote]

I only had nickels.

I got charged with battery.[/quote]

Make it hail!

Did you apply said lotion to your elbows? Nobody wants ashy elbows.

PX is black?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
PX is black?[/quote]

Whats a PX? Whats the difference between a black and white PX?

[quote]Swolegasm wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
PX is black?[/quote]

Whats a PX? Whats the difference between a black and white PX?[/quote]

A wheelchair

Was the stripper white?

Also you should rub olive oil and sugar all over your body in the shower then rinse

Best moisturizer ever.

Im hot…sticky swwet…from my head to my feet yeeeaaaahhhh

[quote]Swolegasm wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
PX is black?[/quote]

Whats a PX? Whats the difference between a black and white PX?[/quote]

Dental patients aren’t scared of the white PX.

Waits for Derek’s “That’s racist” GIF.

Would you please pass the mayonai… uh, nevermind.

ProfessorX, just a moment of your time please.

When it has snowed, do you get into more near-misses whilst crossing the road or walking down the sidewalk?

Same question any other black folks on here.

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
ProfessorX, just a moment of your time please.

When it has snowed, do you get into more near-misses whilst crossing the road or walking down the sidewalk?

Same question to any other black folks on here.[/quote]

Well i just ran over a white dude.

Not really snow related.

A def lepperd lyric in I’m a black guy thread…awesome

X is white.

So are Ct Rock and Wol.

A def lepperd lyric in I’m a black guy thread…awesome

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
A def lepperd lyric in I’m a black guy thread…awesome[/quote]

Haha! I just got that!

See, Rockula IS white!

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
A def lepperd lyric in I’m a black guy thread…awesome[/quote]

Thats the perfect song to bust a slick robot to…

W

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
A def lepperd lyric in I’m a black guy thread…awesome[/quote]

Haha! I just got that!

See, Rockula IS white!

[/quote]

Do you take suga 1 lump or 2???I

[quote]Swolegasm wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
PX is black?[/quote]

Whats a PX? Whats the difference between a black and white PX?[/quote]

Sex appeal.

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
ProfessorX, just a moment of your time please.

When it has snowed, do you get into more near-misses whilst crossing the road or walking down the sidewalk?

Same question any other black folks on here.[/quote]

Ridiculous. I live in Texas. WTF is this “snow” you speak of…and do white girls like it?