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Im a Biotest Product Whore. . .


#1

I was cleaning up the kitchen today and took note of all the biotest products I have here:

1 can low carb grow
1 can surge
1 bottle of mag-10
1 box of grow bars
1 bottle of hot roxx
1 bottle of myostat
1 bottle of tribex
1 bottle of M
2 bottles of 4AD-EC
plus, I own a subscription to the mag and have the Tshirt.

Im your bitch. . do with me what you will. Please use lube.


#2

hahahahaha


#3

I think an intervention is called for here.

  1. Slowly place the Surge and the Mag10 in a box.

  2. Now postmark it c/o bigspirit.

  3. Together, we'll get through this.


#4

You stupid slut. I thought you were MY bitch.

Awww, shheeeeeeit, now you dun it!!


#5

jodgey: Funny stuff man, LMAO. Now I can't match you in variety but, right now I have……….

         6 boxes of Grow Bars. (Luckily only 2 are lemon.) 
         4 cans of Low Carb Grow! 
         1 bottle of 4-AD-EC.
         1 bottle of Tribex.

         Getting ready to order more LC Grow and a couple more Tribex!!!!

         Also got the subs to the paper mag and the T-shirt. 

          What kind of lube do you recommend?????????? ;-)

#6

J-

Please dont backhand slap me in front of my friends again.


#7

Im not sure if I should answer that and have the heavy hand of biotest come squelch my supplemental fountain of plenty.


#8

and to answer your question, snipe, 'Lucky Lube'. . . . and I wont fall for the ole 'sand in the ointment' trick this time


#9

What?! No Powerdrive?

Loser!

Oh, and as your self-appointed attorney, since you're posting on a Biotest board, I'm advising you to remain silent in response to Ms. Vedder's attempt at entrapment with her interogatory question as to where you purchased the supps.

Either that or plead the fifth.

:slight_smile:


#10

That should have been "interrogatory".

Sorry, but my Grandma was an English teacher and expects better of me...


#11

Jodgey you ignorant slut.

My inventory is less whorelike
2 Mag 10
2 Tribex
1 M
1 Surge


#12

Does biotest have something against peeps buying their products from resellers? I seriously doubt it myself since they still sell those products to resellers and must be making a profit at it. Otherwise why would they do it?

As far as jodgey, he's a whore alright. Gonna become a ripped one with some nice LBM too if he keeps it up.


#13

1 power drive
2 surge
2 low carb grow
1 classic grow
2 grow bars
1 zma

i think thats it right now..


#14

Just got my order today:

2 bottles methoxy
2 bottles 4-ad-ec
1 bottle M
1 bottle tribex

Already have:
1 bottle mag-10
1 tub power drive.

See, see, someone has the PD.


#15

Thanks for getting my back Anti.


#16

JWright, you are supposed to be a poor bastard grad student. Yet you have supps up the wazoo.

Dang you really want to win the contest don't you. :stuck_out_tongue:

I've got many boxes of grow bars (all peanut butter yummy), a tub of grow powder, and a select few remnants of my last bottle of hotrox.


#17

supps are what make me poor!!

I make a budget monthly, and those were included in my budget, so it's all good.


#18

I'm a dirty slut.

3 bottles of Surge
3 bottles of LC Grow
3 boxes Grow Bars
3 bottles 4ADEC
2 bottles Tribex
2 bottles M
1 bottle of Powerdrive

I subscribe to the printed magazine, I have several Testosterone shirts (I had a Biotest shirt but can't find it!).

I also have in supply:

3 bottles Relentless
1 bottle ICE
1 bottle Vendetta

2 Renegade T-shirts and beanies

Who's the dirtiest slut of them all? Nate Doggy Dogg!


#19

Bad Dogg, BAD!!!!


#20

Yeah?

Big deal, Nate.

I was given several hundred stock options by TC as a gift for helping to remodel his house this summer, a "Biotest" scooter that my wife cruises around town on given to me by Tim for daily janitorial services I perform at the Biotest T-Complex, and the spare custom made leather jacket that Chris accidentally ordered and then forgot to give away at the end of the Hot-Rox contest for giving him....well, custom pedicures on request.