I’ll Bet…
… Sick Abs is gay, but only for himself.
… Mighty Stu is a vegan.
… Ct Rockula is a skinny white goth kid.
… October Girl smells good.
… Polo77j smells better.
… Prof X has no lats.
… CoolNateDawg draws better than I do. In his dreams.
… Kerly has a small nutbag.
… ImHungry shits in a litter box.
… PMPM carries a Hello Kitty lunchbox.
… WolBarret lives with his mom.
… Four60 eats his shin scabs.
… Vegita doesn’t even lift weights.
… JehovasFitness can belch “Kumbaya”
… Print takes his dates to Cracker Barrel. Those guys love it there.
… LankyMofo really enjoys changing diapers. His grandmother’s.
… Nards wears his gf’s panties. From the hamper.
… DebraD doesn’t have a face, and nobody seems to mind.
… Dustin loves Nickelback, but fantasizes that KidRock, is on vocals.
… BradTGIF can’t wait for tomorrow every Thursday.
… MagicPunch lost his library card.
… CountingBeans counts beans. Really.
… Andrewg909 is really 13 years old. It says so on his driver’s license.
… SteelyD shreds on cigar box-and-rubberband guitar. WIth a penny as a pick, no less!