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If You Were President

If you were president what things would you change?

Here are some things I would change:

*all sweets would be banned except on Sundays.
*bring all troops home
*take over Canada and Mexico
*sex outside of marriage illegal
*multiple wives legal
*everyone must serve at leaSt 2 years in military
*remove seat belt and texting laws
*drinking alcohol banned on weekdays

  • steroids legal
    *Marijuana illegal

I would ban posters who make annoyingly obvious troll threads thinking they are funny.


There are limits to the power of government, you know. Maybe you should have a less Utopian goal for your administration, like an end to resource scarcity, or achieving extra-galactic travel.