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If You Were Going to Rob a House...

let me preface this with the fact that i am not a criminal and am not planning on robbing anyones house haha…a friend of mine was coming home from vacation a couple weeks ago and found his backdoor open and some valuables missing, he lives a block or two away from me and this got me worried that someone might do the same to my home, which then got me thinking…i thought if i were a thief when would i rob a house…so for all the wanabe criminals of the tnation forums, when would you rob a house?

When no one is home.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
When no one is home.[/quote]

epic win

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Yea … can’t really beat that

cool story bro.

When their in it, they would never expect it

[quote]StephenD wrote:
When their in it, they would never expect it[/quote]

Yup, especially if you knock or ring the door bell.

yo dawg… why don’t you just rob your own home? just leave first cuz then you’ll know theres nobody home.

I have nothing to say to you.

You fail at life.

Already some of the funniest thread responses on these forums!

LOL!!!

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[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
StephenD wrote:
When their in it, they would never expect it

Yup, especially if you knock or ring the door bell.[/quote]

good one

Interesting and informative thread, would definitely read again.

Interesting and informative thread, would definitely read again.

Interesting and informative thread, would definitely read again.

whoever robs my house gets killed

x2

If you have to ask how to steal shit chances are you have no business doing it in the first place.

I’m an expert diamond robber and this one always gets my best men:

Set up a pulley, counterweighted by an Acne brand anvil, triggered by the door opening. Once the thief steps in, they will be hung upside down by one leg, helplessly.

The anvil falling will open a sliding door and let a marble roll down a zig zagging ramp, which will eventually land on the activation slide on a container of liquid nitrogen, strategically placed facing the door and tilted up ever so slightly.

MEANWHILE, the anvil has been swinging away from its dropping point because it was dropped on an angle and not straight down and dropped from above the door.

Mere milliseconds after the culprit is hoisted and frozen by liquid nitrogen, he will be smashed to shards by the force of the anvil.

[quote]Artem wrote:
I’m an expert diamond robber and this one always gets my best men:

Set up a pulley, counterweighted by an Acne brand anvil, triggered by the door opening. Once the thief steps in, they will be hung upside down by one leg, helplessly.

The anvil falling will open a sliding door and let a marble roll down a zig zagging ramp, which will eventually land on the activation slide on a container of liquid nitrogen, strategically placed facing the door and tilted up ever so slightly.

MEANWHILE, the anvil has been swinging away from its dropping point because it was dropped on an angle and not straight down and dropped from above the door.

Mere milliseconds after the culprit is hoisted and frozen by liquid nitrogen, he will be smashed to shards by the force of the anvil.[/quote]

holy shit