If you were a porn star

Gunther Roma! WTF?

Free Willy

Salvadore Storm

Grant Vellhung

Superstar Junk Witherspoon

Phill Emup

Avoids Fags.

Joey Ballz, people actually call me that sometimes.

Grant Spectar. Sounds more like a soap opera star to me…

Derrick Stone

Don’t let the internet pick a name for you, use your middle name and then the street you live on. I’d be Michael Opuntia.

Rod Rambone…

Known as “Hung Well” in the Orient

My internet name is

-Brock Jammer

My pet-mothers maiden name would be

-Jack Hormel

My Middle name-street I grew up on would be

-Allen Treasurer.

I think of the three I’ll combine a couple and be

-Jack Jammer

“Lung Duk Dong”

KING JAMMER!!!

(!?!?!?!?!??)

wow.
Storm Longhorn

Brett Surewood – where the hell do they get the first names?

Gunter Moneyshot. Also, according to different formulas, Koko Thompson and Cairo Morgan.

If I were a chinese porno star, I’d be Hugh wang, wang long, or enormous genitals. lol, sorry, kentucky fried movie flash back.