So I was at a local health food store, not GNC, looking for some stuff. A weird lady dressed like a hippy straight out of the sixties finishes talking to an equally weird customer about doing yoga after taking kava root with tribal indian music playing (no joke) and comes over to me in the weight training section.
She proceeds to tell me that I need to take egg protein if i expect my muscles not to turn in to fat when i get old.
I asked her how muscle tissue would turn to adipose tissue and she gave me a look like i was super retarded and told me it was scientific fact that when I stopped weight training my muscles would turn to fat.
For spite and out of boredom I asked again how body tissue would undergo such a physiological change to become a totally different tissue and she started to lecture me about it with obviously made up but seemingly well versed "facts".
It was really funny. Then, because she was such an interesting specimen, i continued my conversation with her. She wanted to know how i train, how frequently etc. I told her currently I had switched from a full body session every other day with cardio between to a push/pull split two days on and one day off.
She told me I would seriously regret training in such a way and lectured me again, telling me why I should give my body three days rest for every day of training.
Instead of quoting science or body building theories, she told me about nature, the sanctity of the number three and how it relates to rest and some weird ass shit hippy/universe shit.
I left with some discounted ZMA and a happiness that whenever i'm bored i can go hang out with a wierd hippy lady born decades too late and basically get a free comedy show.
Is it strange that I wanted to bang her kind of?