It would be set up as a hardcore powerlifting gym with all the equipment, chalk, nose-tork... etc. to go with it.
The stereo would only play aggressive music... period.
Equipment would be set up by EFS.
I'd have it set as a private gym. Everyone would be welcome to join... if they work hard at their goals and are respectful of others. By the same token, anybody could be asked to leave at a moments notice.
There would be a yard area with strongman toys.
Jamie Eason would model all apparel on sale... wet.
Dave Tate would be in charge of nutritional progams such as: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7YmQyoUW3y0
Jim Wendler would be in charge of PoR - Piss Off Relations.
TC would be in charge of the fighting dogs
... I mean the pampered mascots
Oh, and there would be a huge counter of Biotest supps.
Now, to do this I just need to win the 300 Mil lottery tonight.
Cross your fingers.