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If You Need Anyone Whacked...

If any of you guys or gals know someone that you’d like out of the picture. Let me know. I’m cheap, just buy me some MAG-10 and a few bottles of Grow! then watch the 11 o clock news.

(all in jest)

-Xen

Yeah Xen, I know somebody in need of a good Whacking, but I am going to need to see some credentials first, or at least some history of your whacking experience .

How long have you been Whacking?

Are you strictly professional? or have you done some amateur Whacking?

What is the typical cleaning bill after a Whacking?

Do you whack only men?

Can you make it look like an accident?

Do they get dinner first?

These are things I must know

-Dave