If You Get Engaged with a Gun Instead of a Ring

I’ve found myself in snafu

It’s a promise gun!

[quote]WN76 wrote:
It’s a promise gun![/quote]

hahaha clever!

couples should just have normal straight forward conversations that are open and honest, would take out the large percentage of conflict and confusion that comes from trying to read each other. Not sure what else could be said… We could always speculate and think what certain things could mean but that’s all just projections… there is no way to know what is going on for sure until a person asks and gets an honest answer.

[quote]WN76 wrote:
It’s a promise gun![/quote]

I promise that if you cheat on me, I’ll use this gun to kill you?

heh?

Fuck no it doesn’t count. Keep the gun!

http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/music_movies_girls_life/vagina_gun_bang_bang

Wait…

Keep the gun and leave him. I woulda gotten you a ring and a Friesian.

[quote]csulli wrote:
Keep the gun and leave him. I woulda gotten you a ring and a Friesian.[/quote]

If you were my daughter, I would tell you to leave him. He’s not man enough to answer a simple question.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
Keep the gun and leave him. I woulda gotten you a ring and a Friesian.[/quote]
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I know, man. Dat double post.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
Keep the gun and leave him. I woulda gotten you a ring and a Friesian.[/quote]
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Normally my brain doesn’t let itself get caught up in these types of conversations, but it literally almost shut down at the onset of reading that. I appreciate that it’s not at all serious, but still.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
Keep the gun and leave him. I woulda gotten you a ring and a Friesian.[/quote]
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Hey I know it’s wrong orion. I just can’t help myself.

You remember the parable about the frog and the scorpion don’t you?

Dang Beth, how small are your fingers?

A .45 is pretty good size, but still that wouldn’t even fit over your pinky, would it?

[quote]csulli wrote:
Keep the gun and leave him. I woulda gotten you a ring and a Friesian.[/quote]

You still can. Wtf are you waiting for?

P.S. I already left and tried to give it back. He won’t take it and is acting offended.

P.P.S.
please share the parable of the frog and scorpion.

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
Keep the gun and leave him. I woulda gotten you a ring and a Friesian.[/quote]

You still can. Wtf are you waiting for?

P.S. I already left and tried to give it back. He won’t take it and is acting offended.[/quote]

Well, happy shooting I guess…

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I already left [/quote]

How about a big round of applause for our friend Beth, the only poster who’s posted about a relationship issue with even the least bit of rationality.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Dang Beth, how small are your fingers?

A .45 is pretty good size, but still that wouldn’t even fit over your pinky, would it?
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Only if I use olive oil and give it a good shove.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I already left [/quote]

How about a big round of applause for our friend Beth, the only poster who’s posted about a relationship issue with even the least bit of rationality.[/quote]

And got something out of it that’s not an STD.

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I already left [/quote]

How about a big round of applause for our friend Beth, the only poster who’s posted about a relationship issue with even the least bit of rationality.[/quote]

And got something out of it that’s not an STD.[/quote]
LOL

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
Keep the gun and leave him. I woulda gotten you a ring and a Friesian.[/quote]

You still can. Wtf are you waiting for?

P.S. I already left and tried to give it back. He won’t take it and is acting offended.

P.P.S.
please share the parable of the frog and scorpion. [/quote]
There are a few versions. Something like this:

A stream starts to flood after a rain and a scorpion finds himself stranded on a bit of land surrounded by water. He sees a frog and asks the frog to save him by carrying him to shore on his back.

“How do I know you won’t sting me?” the frog asks.

“If I sting you while you’re carrying me across, I will surely drown.” is the scorpion’s reply.

Satisfied with this logic, the frog sets out with the scorpion on his back, but midstream the scorpion stings him. Feeling the paralysis setting in the frog has time to ask “Why would you do this? Now we will both die.”

The scorpion says “I can’t help it… I’m a scorpion.”