If You Could Fight Anyone

rosie o’donnell

AFI. the band. if i had to pick one i would fight the lead singer.

and Joe Rogan to make it a fare fight.

Defintely Uwe Boll in an all-out MMA Brawl.

I haven’t seen his movies, but I want to fight him for 2 reasons:

  1. I loved playing House Of THe Dead in the arcades, but he decided to make it about an island rave or some crazy stuff like that. That’s neva forgive action right there.

  2. If you noticed, he fought random people on the internet who have NEVER seen the inside of a gym. I want to see how he does against someone with at least a modicum of athletic talent (I got a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, and am in the MMA Club at Stony Brook)

Tom Cruise, definitely. I also had a boss about 20 years ago whose ass I would still like to trounce.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Jesus Christ. Let’s see if he really turns the other cheek.[/quote]

I wouldn’t go there Zap, the Bible lost some of the translation. His other check is the bad-assed side! He’d crucify your ass!

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Jesus Christ. Let’s see if he really turns the other cheek.

I wouldn’t go there Zap, the Bible lost some of the translation. His other check is the bad-assed side! He’d crucify your ass![/quote]

I think I could take him as long as he didn’t wear that spiked headgear.

Michael moore
john kerry
hillary clinton
any feminist
any PETA member

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Jesus Christ. Let’s see if he really turns the other cheek.

I wouldn’t go there Zap, the Bible lost some of the translation. His other check is the bad-assed side! He’d crucify your ass!

I think I could take him as long as he didn’t wear that spiked headgear.[/quote]

Take it easy, big guy.

Nancy Pelosi. Actually, I’d enjoy seeing Ann Coulter fight her more than me doing it myself.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Jesus Christ. Let’s see if he really turns the other cheek.

I wouldn’t go there Zap, the Bible lost some of the translation. His other check is the bad-assed side! He’d crucify your ass!

I think I could take him as long as he didn’t wear that spiked headgear.[/quote]

Yeah, but fighting a guy who can heal his wounds and even come back from the dead might get tiring.

Chuck Norris. I hear he’s a pussy.

[quote]pookie wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Jesus Christ. Let’s see if he really turns the other cheek.

I wouldn’t go there Zap, the Bible lost some of the translation. His other check is the bad-assed side! He’d crucify your ass!

I think I could take him as long as he didn’t wear that spiked headgear.

Yeah, but fighting a guy who can heal his wounds and even come back from the dead might get tiring.
[/quote]

Good point. I would not want to get his old man mad at me either.

[quote]cougarenegade wrote:
Nancy Pelosi. Actually, I’d enjoy seeing Ann Coulter fight her more than me doing it myself.
[/quote]

That would be the biggest pay-per-view event ever! I’m in.

Oprah …I just think she is full of it.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Jesus Christ. Let’s see if he really turns the other cheek.[/quote]

One would think his suffering and death on the cross would have proved that already. Moron.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Jesus Christ. Let’s see if he really turns the other cheek.[/quote]

Sorry, I just felt that was uncalled for. Monday ya know.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Good point. I would not want to get his old man mad at me either.[/quote]

That too. If there ever was a case where ‘My dad can beat your dad’ didn’t apply, this is it.

[quote]BabyBuster wrote:
Chuck Norris. I hear he’s a pussy.[/quote]

I call a shot at Norris after he eats your heart.

[quote]dmarz wrote:

Speaking of Chuck…I just got this email the other day, laughed my ass off, here are a few

101 Facts about Chuck Norris

  1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too
    bad he has never cried. Ever.

  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He
    waits.

  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing
    NBC, claiming Law and Order are
    trademarked names for his left and
    right legs.

  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is
    pain.

  5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can
    see you. If you can’t see Chuck
    Norris, you may be only seconds
    away from death.
    [/quote]

LOL…
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/