T Nation

If You Could Fight Anyone


#1

i just got done watchin fight club and wanted to know who, if anyone,my fellow T-nationers would like to take on one on one.

Chuck Palahniuk- author of fight club. just because i would like to know if he can fight or just dream of schizophrenic stories about underground fighting.


#2

PGA.


#3

My son's mother.


#4

My foreman.

It wouldn't be much fight though. More like a one sided act of brutality.

It would still be fun though.

On a different note though, ever since that movie came out, people have been telling my that I remind them of Tyler Durden.

I just saw the movie on Friday night, and I wonder what it is about me that reminds them of him.


#5

tyler durden


#6

GSP or Tito


#7

Lincoln...big guy, big reach
skinny guys fight to the burger.

God I love that movie. It has influenced my life in so many ways.


#8

damn. you beat me to it


#9

I would say, "my roommate," but he's just pathetic...it wouldn't be much fun.

Derek Jeter is my pick.


#10

it wouldn't really be a fight but, hillary clinton... i hate that bitch


#11

George Dubba Bush


#12

Akon.....I cant stand that guys whiney voice and the way he acts so tough in his videos.
If that guy was NOT famous and ever in a bar or street fight he would get his ass handed to him.


#13

"Ghandi."
"Ooh, good one."

That's some funny shit right there.


#14

Jesus Christ. Let's see if he really turns the other cheek.


#15

A feminist


#16

-Alan Colmes
-Michael Moore
-That 29 year old sex offender who was posing as a 7th grade student.

All three at the same time.

Osama - hell yes! He and I in the octagon, bare knuckles.

Ward Churchill

Jessie Jackson

just to name a few.


#17

HAHA or Kerry or Edwards, or Obama. or every one of them at the same time. Russel Crowe style with tigers and shit in the Colosium.

i could get real creative with that one.

"hey, want to make an omelet, gotta crack some eggs"

"your not your fucking khakis"


#18

You take Hill, I'll take Bill.


#19

I'd rather see Condi take on Hillary in a cage match. Hillary would last about 2 minutes.


#20

I'd like to "fight" Dolly Parton or Sofia Loren in a jello wrestling match.

REALLY fight Bobby Brown, Don King, K-Fed, and Kurt Cobain.

In reality, there are a few people from my past that will get a beating should I ever see them again. #1 on the list is my girlfriend's Ex because he made my life A LOT harder by treating her so badly.