If You Could Appoint the President

Newt

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Tiribulus wrote:
Could you imagine those press conferences? LOL!!!

Look you @#@^%%^ liberal pieca $h1T. If I have to explain this first grade %#$%#$ point to you one more $%&@# time I’m gonna pound the %^&(@ $h1t outta youon national $#^&#* TV with my presidential podium and stick that %$&#@ microphone up you @$$!!! =]

My State of The Union addresses would be a ratings bonanza for the TV networks. Hell - even The Weather Channel would be covering them.

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What this?!?!?!

Why think so small? Put em on pay per view and we could bail out wall street with bucks to spare.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Tiribulus wrote:
Could you imagine those press conferences? LOL!!!

Look you @#@^%%^ liberal pieca $h1T. If I have to explain this first grade %#$%#$ point to you one more $%&@# time I’m gonna pound the %^&(@ $h1t outta youon national $#^&#* TV with my presidential podium and stick that %$&#@ microphone up you @$$!!! =]

To actually have someone who speaks straight from the hip…I’d take a bullet for him.

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I think he’d be even better on the floor of the house or the senate.

It is nauseating watching these guys smooch each other when they hate other,s guts.

“Will the gentleman yield?”

“Why I’d be more than happy to yield to my good friend from the great state of Oklahoma”

Come on already

[quote]Sloth wrote:
Noone is jumping out at me. So for now, Bob Dornan. Just for the sheer entertainment value of a Bob Dornan Presidency.[/quote]

Yes, B1 Bob baby.

That guy would have Putin with his head in his hands on news of his election.

There’s a guy with balls that clank and a good conservative voting record. He’s too old now though.

Newt would definitely be good, but his perceived baggage would be a campaign impediment. Well, for some anyway. I’d vote for him in a second.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Tiribulus wrote:
Could you imagine those press conferences? LOL!!!

Look you @#@^%%^ liberal pieca $h1T. If I have to explain this first grade %#$%#$ point to you one more $%&@# time I’m gonna pound the %^&(@ $h1t outta youon national $#^&#* TV with my presidential podium and stick that %$&#@ microphone up you @$$!!! =]

My State of The Union addresses would be a ratings bonanza for the TV networks. Hell - even The Weather Channel would be covering them.

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There is an idea.

You audit the federal budget each year and explain in plain English what you think of it.

On your tv for 10$!

That would be almost porn.

I could not watch one hour at a time I´d be rolling on the floor, not laughing, but howling…

Ok i decided

It was between Ron Paul and Ron Paul

So I chose Ron Paul

Bill Maher

[quote]doogie wrote:
Newt[/quote]

Best choice. Period.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Bill Maher[/quote]

This explains a lot.

I have no idea… how’s Colin Powell’s economic experience?

[quote]dhickey wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Bill Maher

This explains a lot.[/quote]

Blow me

[quote]rainjack wrote:
doogie wrote:
Newt

Best choice. Period. [/quote]

Newt is a genius and possibly the finest communicator I’ve ever heard, aside from being right on almost everything.

I would campaign for Newt.

He is a crystal clear thinking straight shooter.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
dhickey wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Bill Maher

This explains a lot.

Blow me[/quote]

That explains even more

How’s Newt on social issues?

[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
rainjack wrote:
doogie wrote:
Newt

Best choice. Period.

Newt is a genius and possibly the finest communicator I’ve ever heard, aside from being right on almost everything.

I would campaign for Newt.

He is a crystal clear thinking straight shooter.

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And MY choice explains alot about ME?

Haha. Pots and kettles fuckers.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Tiribulus wrote:
rainjack wrote:
doogie wrote:
Newt

Best choice. Period.

Newt is a genius and possibly the finest communicator I’ve ever heard, aside from being right on almost everything.

I would campaign for Newt.

He is a crystal clear thinking straight shooter.

And MY choice explains alot about ME?

Haha. Pots and kettles fuckers.[/quote]

Hmmm…Newt = Mahr. This says even more.

[quote]dhickey wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Tiribulus wrote:
rainjack wrote:
doogie wrote:
Newt

Best choice. Period.

Newt is a genius and possibly the finest communicator I’ve ever heard, aside from being right on almost everything.

I would campaign for Newt.

He is a crystal clear thinking straight shooter.

And MY choice explains alot about ME?

Haha. Pots and kettles fuckers.

Hmmm…Newt = Mahr. This says even more.
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Two figures that are to the extreme of their political spectrums and are very polarizing.

That’s what I meant you dumb fuck. You have comprehension problems I think.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
dhickey wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Tiribulus wrote:
rainjack wrote:
doogie wrote:
Newt

Best choice. Period.

Newt is a genius and possibly the finest communicator I’ve ever heard, aside from being right on almost everything.

I would campaign for Newt.

He is a crystal clear thinking straight shooter.

And MY choice explains alot about ME?

Haha. Pots and kettles fuckers.

Hmmm…Newt = Mahr. This says even more.

Two figures that are to the extreme of their political spectrums and are very polarizing.

That’s what I meant you dumb fuck. You have comprehension problems I think.[/quote]

GIngrich is hardly extreme. He is a conservative. He is not an arm waving, foot-in-mouth idiot.

[quote]rainjack wrote:

GIngrich is hardly extreme. He is a conservative. He is not an arm waving, foot-in-mouth idiot.

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Yes, he absolutely is.

He was so foot in mouth he lost the support of his own damn party.

Back of the plane, Newtie…

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
rainjack wrote:

GIngrich is hardly extreme. He is a conservative. He is not an arm waving, foot-in-mouth idiot.

Yes, he absolutely is.

He was so foot in mouth he lost the support of his own damn party.

Back of the plane, Newtie…[/quote]

i think he got pushed out because the republican party got drunk on their power, became just like the people they ran out of office, and turned into republocrats.

Newt has preached pretty much the same message he has since the revolution of 1994.