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If WWII Was Fought By Online Gamers


Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.
Eisenhower has joined the game.
paTTon has joined the game.
Churchill has joined the game.
benny-tow has joined the game.
T0J0 has joined the game.
Roosevelt has joined the game.
Stalin has joined the game.
deGaulle has joined the game.
poland has joined the game

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

Stalin: hi

Churchill: hi


Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

T0JO: lol

poland has been eliminated


poland:F*** U F***ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!!

Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!

benny-tow: haha america sux

Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

Stalin: cool

deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry

Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

Roosevelt: get antiair guns

Churchill: i cant afford them

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

paTTon: stfu

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck

deGaulle has left the game.

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses

T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

Hitler[AoE]: wtf

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army

Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker

Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE

Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

benny-tow: haha

benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon

T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full

Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya

Stalin: church help me

Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

Stalin: dont be an arss

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Eisenhower: LOL

benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help

Hitler: o man ur focked

paTTon: oh what now biotch

Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

benny-tow has been eliminated.

benny-tow: lame

Roosevelt: gj patton

paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****

Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

Eisenhower: Nuts!

benny~tow: wtf that mean?

Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker

Stalin: rofl


Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay

Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.

benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

Stalin: OMG LMAO!

Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows

Hitler[AoE] has left the game

paTTon: hahahhah

T0J0: my teammates are n00bs

benny~tow: shut up noob

Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

Eisenhower: yah me too

T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

Eisenhower: fock u

paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

Stalin: go to hell lol

paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk

Eisenhower: yah this is gay

Roosevelt has left the game.

Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join

tru_m4n has joined the game.

tru_m4n: hi all

T0J0: hey

Stalin: sup

Churchill: hi

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES

Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: wtf is nukes?

T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111

T0J0 has been eliminated.

The Allied team has won the game!

Eisenhower: awesome!

Churchill: gg noobs no re

T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck

T0J0 has left the game.

Eisenhower has left the game.

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

tru_m4n: l8r all

benny~tow: bye

Churchill: l8r

Stalin: fock u all

tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

tru_m4n has left the game.

benny~tow: lololol u commie

Churchill: ROFL

Churchill: bye commie

Churchill has left the game.

benny~tow has left the game.

Stalin: i hate u all ***s

Stalin has left the game.

paTTon: lol no1 is left

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

paTTon has been eliminated.

paTTon: o ****!

paTTon has left the game.


Ha. Someone spent way too long...but funny nonetheless...at least for people who play ET and the like.


ah, the days of counterstrike.


I just learned more about WW2 than I did all through high school.

"Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets"


"T0J0: wtf is nukes?

T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111

T0J0 has been eliminated."

Pure brilliance!!


That is some of the funniest "focking" stuff I have ever read.


Haha. Funny. Reminds me of Counterstrike and Starcraft. Although I could never play CS too long because I'd get sick after about an hour. I still play SC though.



Good post! Funny as shizzizzle.


Originally I wasn't going to reply to this, but have been laughing about it for the past 5 minutes...

Looks like everyone is getting their xmass present from me a little early this year!


holy shit, this was fuckin hilarious, definately reminds me of cs, only problem i saw was hitler saying wtf after he already left the game, haha


Brilliant! Bump to keep it going.




Yep. That's a classic.