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If Porn Stars Had to Have Names Based on Real Actors

#1

Who’s got the best name?

John Hugesack?
Fatdick Swayze?
Johnny Depth?

Contributions are welcome.

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#2

Gerth brookes

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#3

That’s solid as fuck dude.

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#4

Bendadick Cumonabitch
Jerk Jizzonball (Jake Gyllenhaal)
Bone-us Brothers

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#5

Clit Yeastwood
Squirt Reynolds
Thrustin’ Limbercake
Anna Tendicks
Thrustin’ Beaver
Reese Lickherpoon
Charlie Peen

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#6

Dick Van Dyke (I see no reason to change)

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#7

Peter Fondle
Woody Harrison already a porn name

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#8

Meryl Stroke
Gal G’spot
James Girl-Bones does the voice-overs.

#9

How you missed Cuminsnatch for the last name is beyond me.

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#10

I was thinking that too, hahaha

#11

Jacked n’ Black

also

Gashley Judd

#12

:man_shrugging:t2:It was late.

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