If I was ugly, I would trick-r-treat over the telephone
[quote]Rattler wrote:
If I was disciplined, I would be less fat.[/quote]
are you trying to look like Arnold of David Blaine…srsly
If I was vertically challenged, I would hate being asked about the weather.
If I were a rabbit, I’d steal your Trix.
I’ve actually used that as a pick-up line. The ladies love it.
If I was a teenager again I would have done lots of things differently.
If I was sober, I would make sense when posting on the forums.
If I were sickabz, I’d have a dozen 17 year olds in my bed.
If I were a stingray I would find and bring Steve Irwin’s murderer to justice.
if i was more self aware, i would always understand that often my struggle with others are manfestations of struggles with myself
If I were blah, I’d be less bleh
If I were a man of many words, I would have something to say right now.
If I was independently wealthy, I’d be asleep right now.
If I was in a better mood, I wouldn’t feel like strangling someone.
If I was a superhero, I would have a service charge.
If I had a feminine side, I’d play with it all day long.
If I was a personal trainer, I would be ripped because I’d spend all day in the gym.
If I was 160 lbs I’d have super hot ABZ!
if i were JCVD i would kick steven segal’s ass.
If I were Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing, I would’ve left Baby in the corner.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
If I were single, I’d fuck the hell out of you.
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If I was the one you were talking to, I would let you.