If I was seven feet tall, I would hate doorways!
If I was closer to my weight class I would be eating ice cream right now.
If I were a woman,I would be a lesbian
If I were a whale, I would have a 2 foot long tongue and breath out of the top of my head.
if i were a vacuum, I would suck up dust bunnies.
If I were bored, I would post in this thread.
If I was a horse, I would be put out to stud!
If I was not me, I’d be somebody else.
If I were single, I’d fuck the hell out of you.
If I was disciplined, I would be less fat.
If I had 132 teeth and guarded the hulk, I would be my zipper.
PMPM
Damn girl, loved that.
if i wasnt in pain, i might be in a good mood
might.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
If I were single, I’d fuck the hell out of you.
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BE SINGLE! NOW!
If I were a midget I’d go around telling people their hair smells nice.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
If I were single, I’d fuck the hell out of you.
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If I wasn’t left speechless, I’d say something right now.
If I was thosebananas I would have kicked some ass.
if i was ZACH BRAFF i would EAT LOTS OF CARROTS
If I were a rich man, I would feedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle dee. All day long I’d biddy biddy bum; if I were a wealthy man.*
- – not my own original work
If I were really really fat, I would have more chins then a Chinese phone book.