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If a Troll farts under a bridge and no one is around to smell it, does it still stink?

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[quote]Vegita wrote:
If a Troll farts under a bridge and no one is around to smell it, does it still stink?

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The inertia of the fart blast turns said fart into a microscopic deadly gas that attaches itself to water molecules and passes along with it through a filter membrane with microscopic holes that allow only water molecules to pass through. Passing through the most rigorous of all filter systems.

Once penetrating said systems and hitting water lines. A mother grabbing some water to boil her Mac & Cheese gets hit with a stench that kills any children present upon impact and is so repulsive the mother stops menstruating and faints into a comatose vegetable state for days before recovery…

So the answer is, yes my good man.

This thread is so full of wtf.

Absolutely.

If a Troll farts into a baloon and traps it inside (Under a bridge obviously), NOW does the fart stink?

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[quote]Vegita wrote:
If a Troll farts into a baloon and traps it inside (Under a bridge obviously), NOW does the fart stink?

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How big is the balloon?

[quote]Vegita wrote:
If a Troll farts into a baloon and traps it inside (Under a bridge obviously), NOW does the fart stink?

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No it does not stink because the flame from the hot air ballon starts to put off a green color. This might actually cause the balloon to explode. Is the contents under pressure? If yes then we are all f…d.

http://www.elitefts.com/documents/10_commandments.htm
Maybe the elite troll knows?

It depends on what the troll’s protein intake is.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
It depends on what the troll’s protein intake is.

And the protein intake would influence the size of the dog to blame the fart on, should it escape…

By a bizarre coincidence, I watched that very clip about two hours ago, while looking for a completely unrelated video…doncha just love youtube?


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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
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Heretic!! They didn’t have watches in biblical times…

Well these “trolls” disrupts the Today Show.

slit their fucking throats