Right she is.
And, to be honest, I guess it's only due to our similarities that I managed to get to know her that well.
Although I'd like to think it's my charming personality.
Keep that hair and you can do self-portraits. Don a pair of sexy secretary glasses, though and put your long hair up into a bun. And have your wife thick-slap your lips.
You know, I'm all for (kinda) equal rights between men and women, but, come on: sometimes you just gotta stomp down and show who's boss.
Just say: noooooooooooooooooo.