So yeah, couldn't buy groceries last night because some asshat ganked a huge of my bank account. Almost $1300 just fucking vanished. Part of the charge has gone from hold to clear to some fucking www.bhphotovideo.com bullshit. And there's still about $800 left in the pipe to not be in Vash's "Full Time Not Working for Another Motherfucker Fund."
My bank does not open until 8, and today is a pre-scheduled karate-only day, so I've got about 2 Hours, 17 Minutes to kill. My questions to the wise in T-Mag Land:
What's the best identity protection service? I figure, the horses have left the barn, so let me lock that fucker down.
When I find the fucker/fuckers responsible, what torture-porn should I use as inspiration for the unGodly wrath which will be visited upon the suicidal fuckers who touched my coin? I'm thinking early-run Hellblazer comics, Hostile, and Inglorious Basterds.
For anyone in the banking industry or, less luckily, anyone who's had a similar problem, how hard was it to reclaim your stolen loot? I personally have a great working relationship with my bank, and my family has done a huge amount of business with the same bank for the last 20+ years. I don't forsee a problem in getting my money back, but I know it's not an overnight process.
Okay, I gotta chill. I saw this shit start at 8:30 last night, and I still have time to kill. To karate, then to the waiting.
Peace, love, and the most painful death to e-Thieves allowable by human physiology.