In case it hasn't been posted on this site yet, Seattle Mariners pitcher Ryan Franklin has been busted for steroids. Of course, he's taking the "Gosh, I don't know how I flunked that test!" route. Here's the story: http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Baseball/MLB/2005/08/02/1156759-ap.html
Funniest whine in that article: "I'll never take [supplements] again. ... I won't even take a vitamin until I'm done with baseball. ... I hate what's happened for the organization, for me, and my family. I'm done with taking anything."
C'mon, ZMA and bedtime Grow! shake. Rincon, Palmeiro, and Franklin... why not ME? Why not NOW?