Not to sound like gay or anything, but, I've been lurking up Professor X for quite a bit, but, I don't know what he looks like in real life.
if your reading this Mr. X, please post pics man, You seem like a legit Ronnie Coleman to me, judging by your lifts, weight (250 is helluva a lot).
Eh, sorry, back to lurking now 
Edit: Sorry, this thread is imba, did some more lurking
They have been posted around 6 or 7 million times, most recently in this thread
End of thread unless he feels the need to comment for the 6 or 7 millionth time.
Ripped? Are you crazy. Our resident dental magician is actually quit fat. We did not discover this until we had some right thinking young men from the Lyle McDonald camp come my for a stay. We were informed that the Prof is very overweight. âsumoâ was a word thrown around a bit. I myself was found to be in excess of the Casey Butt Limits of growth, space and time limitations.
Apparently by Bicep measurements a t 18.25" set off the Butt alarm and I am in current negotiations as to whether to learn to walk on my hands or go through biceptic bypass surgery. If we could simply siphon the fat from the Prof to AcipitorQâs butt crack (you know the pose) That thing is basically the reenactment of a black hole. In the end, stability and form would be returned to our world, (along with Professor Xâs six back) all the while spawning a new gallaxay of angry littel pigmented stars with a love for lifting hard but no interest in those just slackinâ off.
[quote]JEATON wrote:
Ripped? Are you crazy. Our resident dental magician is actually quit fat. We did not discover this until we had some right thinking young men from the Lyle McDonald camp come my for a stay. We were informed that the Prof is very overweight. âsumoâ was a word thrown around a bit. I myself was found to be in excess of the Casey Butt Limits of growth, space and time limitations.
Apparently by Bicep measurements a t 18.25" set off the Butt alarm and I am in current negotiations as to whether to learn to walk on my hands or go through biceptic bypass surgery. If we could simply siphon the fat from the Prof to AcipitorQâs butt crack (you know the pose) That thing is basically the reenactment of a black hole. In the end, stability and form would be returned to our world, (along with Professor Xâs six back) all the while spawning a new gallaxay of angry littel pigmented stars with a love for lifting hard but no interest in those just slackinâ off.[/quote]
Hahahaha
he has posted numerous pictures of himself and even had a picture of himself in in his avatar for while.
waaay to many guys on this site are on his nuts.
Why dosent anybody start a thread asking to pics of members who donât post pics of themselves such as cephalic_carnage
[quote]montez wrote:
he has posted numerous pictures of himself and even had a picture of himself in in his avatar for while.
waaay to many guys on this site are on his nuts.
Why dosent anybody start a thread asking to pics of members who donât post pics of themselves such as cephalic_carnage [/quote]
Obviously, Montez, you have never seen the true grandeur that are his nuts. I was going to, simply as a reference, first post a picture of my nuts. However, it has been pointed out to me the true difference in scale. Therefore, we are soliciting volunteers from the T-Nation. Donât be worried, you nuts will not be on center stage.
They will be used only as mockeryâs of what any mere mortalâs nuts look like in comparison to the mighty Prof X. Anyone interested, please post pictures, complete with calipers and measurements. Oh, what the hell, you ainât got a chance. Just sacrifice a picture of your small nut sack to the grandeur that is Prof X. Hell, we might even chip in for a can of TRIBEX for your humiliation.
I donât give a fuck what anyone says. Prof X is the black Chuck Norris. Except Prof Xâs strength doesnât come from his beard. Where does it come from? Donât ask.
[quote]anonym wrote:
This is what you get when Anonym is awake past 2 in the morning. [/quote]
LOL!
He is so gonna kill you in your sleep.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
This is what you get when Anonym is awake past 2 in the morning.
LOL!
He is so gonna kill you in your sleep. [/quote]
Thatâs precisely why my bed is located on the second floor of my house: I hear stairs are like kryptonite to bodybuilders.
So, unless the good Prof has eaten Freddy Krueger and absorbed his powers, I doubt he is functional enough to get me while I sleep.
[quote]anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
This is what you get when Anonym is awake past 2 in the morning.
LOL!
He is so gonna kill you in your sleep.
Thatâs precisely why my bed is located on the second floor of my house: I hear stairs are like kryptonite to bodybuilders.
So, unless the good Prof has eaten Freddy Krueger and absorbed his powers, I doubt he is functional enough to get me while I sleep.[/quote]
Black Chuck Norris doesnât fear stairs. Stairs fear him. He also moonlights as Black Superman on the weekends.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
This is what you get when Anonym is awake past 2 in the morning.
LOL!
He is so gonna kill you in your sleep.
Thatâs precisely why my bed is located on the second floor of my house: I hear stairs are like kryptonite to bodybuilders.
So, unless the good Prof has eaten Freddy Krueger and absorbed his powers, I doubt he is functional enough to get me while I sleep.
Black Chuck Norris doesnât fear stairs. Stairs fear him. He also moonlights as Black Superman on the weekends.[/quote]
What, he canât get into the Hall of Justice?
