Ripped? Are you crazy. Our resident dental magician is actually quit fat. We did not discover this until we had some right thinking young men from the Lyle McDonald camp come my for a stay. We were informed that the Prof is very overweight. "sumo" was a word thrown around a bit. I myself was found to be in excess of the Casey Butt Limits of growth, space and time limitations.
Apparently by Bicep measurements a t 18.25" set off the Butt alarm and I am in current negotiations as to whether to learn to walk on my hands or go through biceptic bypass surgery. If we could simply siphon the fat from the Prof to AcipitorQ's butt crack (you know the pose) That thing is basically the reenactment of a black hole. In the end, stability and form would be returned to our world, (along with Professor X's six back) all the while spawning a new gallaxay of angry littel pigmented stars with a love for lifting hard but no interest in those just slackin' off.
Obviously, Montez, you have never seen the true grandeur that are his nuts. I was going to, simply as a reference, first post a picture of my nuts. However, it has been pointed out to me the true difference in scale. Therefore, we are soliciting volunteers from the T-Nation. Don't be worried, you nuts will not be on center stage.
They will be used only as mockery's of what any mere mortal's nuts look like in comparison to the mighty Prof X. Anyone interested, please post pictures, complete with calipers and measurements. Oh, what the hell, you ain't got a chance. Just sacrifice a picture of your small nut sack to the grandeur that is Prof X. Hell, we might even chip in for a can of TRIBEX for your humiliation.