Check out styleforum.net if you want to learn how to dress better. Just don’t post those pics, unless you want to receive the worst criticism you have ever heard! Seriously, those guys are brutal.
Try buying clothes that fit. Stay away from loud labels, crazy graphic T’s, and that track jacket. A pair of non faded, dark jeans would definitely look better on you than those light colored jeans. Oh and stand up straighter!
I dont know about everyone else, but IF Im going to take advice on how to dress from anyone its going to be a woman not an internet forum full of muscle hungry dudes. But then again when I go out Im usually trying to impress women. Other people may have other priorities…like impressing muscle hungry dudes…
Clothes should not be skin tight! This is going to make you a laughing stock. Women will call you “tight clothes guy”
Sleeves do not need to hug the bicep!
Jeans should be loose at the knees!
The track suit looks fine.
Seriously, you are man pretty, don’t over-think your clothes because you don’t need to. If you weren’t a little weird women (or men if thats your thing) would probably flock to you.
Out of curiosity, what do you do for a living?
clothes will not fix you
[quote]Eli B wrote:
Sleeves do not need to hug the bicep!
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it usually comes down to sleeves on the bicep or bottom of the shirt hanging down to my knees.
bicep is gonna have to win on this one.
I swear to Christ these forums are getting just downright creepy lately.
[quote]Eli B wrote:
Clothes should not be skin tight! This is going to make you a laughing stock. Women will call you “tight clothes guy”
Sleeves do not need to hug the bicep!
Jeans should be loose at the knees!
The track suit looks fine.
Seriously, you are man pretty, don’t over-think your clothes because you don’t need to. If you weren’t a little weird women (or men if thats your thing) would probably flock to you.
Out of curiosity, what do you do for a living?[/quote]
I intern 3x a week and go to school. I live with my parents…my life is horrible.
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I intern 3x a week
[/quote]
At the gay factory?
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I intern 3x a week
[/quote]
At the gay factory?
[/quote]
…Where we manufacture the Gay IN You! Yes, here at THE GAY FACTORY, all of you straight guys who are usually busy picking lint out of belly buttons, lighting farts and masturbating in the shower can now bring out that sunny shiny and hip gay guy buried deep inside you!!
But don’t take OUR word for it, here is Holy Mac who not only is a client but also our very FIRST test subject!!..
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I intern 3x a week
[/quote]
At the gay factory?
[/quote]
Yeah are you coming in next week, too?
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
[quote]Eli B wrote:
Clothes should not be skin tight! This is going to make you a laughing stock. Women will call you “tight clothes guy”
Sleeves do not need to hug the bicep!
Jeans should be loose at the knees!
The track suit looks fine.
Seriously, you are man pretty, don’t over-think your clothes because you don’t need to. If you weren’t a little weird women (or men if thats your thing) would probably flock to you.
Out of curiosity, what do you do for a living?[/quote]
I intern 3x a week and go to school. I live with my parents…my life is horrible.
[/quote]
That comment really made me laugh and in the process i swallowed some dip but it was well worth the laugh.
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I intern 3x a week
[/quote]
At the gay factory?
[/quote]
Yeah are you coming in next week, too?[/quote]
Tell him to use the rear entrance.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Tell him to use the rear entrance.[/quote]
You GOTTA use the rear entrance when you intern at the gay factory!
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
Here I am wearing some 31x32 jeans and a medium tee. I have been told online that I have baby-rearing hips 
What can I do to dress better?
Should I alter the tracksuit so it is tighter around the waist or arms or anything? I learned my lesson with the white shirt in the other thread about going too tight.
I have a sewing machine and other pants/shirts that vary in size which I can alter.[/quote]
i think you need a hat like mine, champ.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But don’t take OUR word for it, here is Holy Mac who not only is a client but also our very FIRST test subject!!..[/quote]
lol
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Tell him to use the rear entrance.[/quote]
You GOTTA use the rear entrance when you intern at the gay factory![/quote]
And, besides, the front entrance sucks…
(ba dum PA!)
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
[quote]Eli B wrote:
Sleeves do not need to hug the bicep!
[/quote]
it usually comes down to sleeves on the bicep or bottom of the shirt hanging down to my knees.
bicep is gonna have to win on this one.[/quote]
You are larger than OP.
Biiig mistake on the choice of denim. You should’ve invested in a pair of Chuck Norris action jeans; they have a “hidden gusset and stretch in the fabric so they won’t bind your legs or rip out. Redesigned to give a better fit in the waist and thighs”.
i dont get it, is the OP looking to get flamed or is he mentally ill?
EDIT:i felt bad, OP get a new pair of jeans(dark colored ones)that fit you properly.
I kind of feel bad for dude.
Just relax man, there’s nothing wrong with the way you look.
