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I Want A Dik Dik!


#1

I just found this pic on the web. It's a Dik Dik - the smallest antelope in the world!

What a great pet for a dwarf! Now I just need to find out how to get one. Well, I should probably get rid of my dogs first.


#2

I'm sure Print would love to give you a little Dick-Dick.

No offense, Dwarfie....


#3

That's full grown? That's pretty cool if so, hope they don't have attitudes like small dogs though, I hate them fuckers.


#4

LOL! Well, it would be acceptable ONLY if Print can wag his Dick Dick like a dog's tail.

<----Ahem!


#5

Yeah, full grown! And you're right about little dogs. I have 2 Miniature Pinschers that would kill and eat that Dik Dik!


#6

That is impressive...I gots to admits it~


#7

Love it.

I'd run it a cycle though.


#8

MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm dick dick!

What?


#9

I need some dic dic too.

Ooh, and that little antelope looks cute too.
I saw a cow that size and I've always wanted a cow ;(


#10

Too little meat.


#11

Can we get you a tiny pink purse to match also? You're starting to scare me, man. What's next, only the 6" subway sub?


#12

Awww....it's so fluffy!


#13

I can just imagine ID riding that thing to the store, gym, wherever. Seriously, how precious would that be.


#14

I'd prefer the mini giraffes that they have on the DirecTV commercials. Maybe our animals could have play dates together.


#15

OMG that's better than a house hippo.


#16

...I don't think so...I'd take a house hippo over a dik dik, even though a dik dik is very cute.


#17


Oh, I DEFINITELY want one.

Look! I've got a nice, cozy, uhhh, bed already made that's warming up now....


#18

You, me... and a dic dic
God girl we could have it all!


#19

Did you just say Subway?

Well lemme tell how I feel about Subway.....


#20

You put your peas in at the start of the crockpotting? Don't they get mushy?