I thought this was funny -what do you drink and does it fit?

   Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New

York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman’s personality
based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred
on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll
send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has
No clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is… this should be an easy
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
drunk and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to
do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very
simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He’s hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help
him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn’t give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He’s gay!

If and when I indulge I am a whiskey drinker. I think it fits me. haa haaa.

What is her personality type if she orders wood varnish straight from the can?

I would guess a plethroa of issues.

This makes me think of what Arnold said he was young and huge. " Milk? milk is for babies, when you grow up you need to drink beer"

most are kinda right but the mixed drink one is wrong " Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants" thats a bunch of bull. most often they are just kids that the only thing they can get down are drinks that don’t taste like drinks.

I saw something like that in Maxim back when I was into that.

Another one…DRINK: Bottled Water or Diet Soda. PERSONALITY: T-Vixen…is comfortable enough with herself that she can have a good time without alcohol, treats her body as a temple, and will be training HARD the next day (hopefully with me)!!

sadly, i am the tequila drinker.