Come on now, President Bush has it rough. Those backpacks weigh like 70 pounds, and the heat is in the 100s. He gets like 8 hours off, for every 16 hours on. The stress and heat is grueling.
Oh wait, what am I saying. President Bush isn't over in Iraq. He takes two hours out of the middle of each workday to work out, and ride his bicycle. He refuses to work nights or weekends. He's spent over a year on vacation, over his 6 years in office. He's the laziest president in modern history.
"Bush on track to become the vacation president"
But then, it's hard to argue with all the success Bush has been having. If you think America's most important issue is that multi-millionaires need tax cuts that they are too rich to even notice, then Bush has been incredibly successful.