I Think I Know What the V Stands for....

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Don’t forget some fashionable shorts to go with your tee

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsan402.html [/quote]

Oh shit! That is wrong on so many levels.

[quote]PRCalDude wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I think we should fill this thread with all of the other “manly” lovely items that ALL women go for.

Step one:
Get rid of all of those nasty muscles and diet (stick your finger down your throat) your way to a lean waifish physique that will drive them all wild! Then go and buy

  1. http://daily.iflove.com/world/2008-07/31/content_6892913.htm

Manscara. No woman can resist a man with makeup on AND a V-neck!!

  1. Nail polish. Popular in the emo crowd.

We should end their suffering.

Some are trying:
http://emosexualesenaccion.blogspot.com/

They’re having a big purge in Mexico:

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I thought those emo morons don’t mind suicide and such all that much? Why don’t they just let themselves be killed ?
They’re like many women, having no clue as to what they really want.

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Don’t forget some fashionable shorts to go with your tee

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsan402.html [/quote]

LOL!

Do the massive 19" QUADZ come with the shorts or do I have to work for that myself?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I think we should fill this thread with all of the other “manly” lovely items that ALL women go for.

Step one:
Get rid of all of those nasty muscles and diet (stick your finger down your throat) your way to a lean waifish physique that will drive them all wild! Then go and buy

  1. http://daily.iflove.com/world/2008-07/31/content_6892913.htm

Manscara. No woman can resist a man with makeup on AND a V-neck!![/quote]

While we’re getting rid of the muscles, lets make sure to get rid of any bit of self esteem.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
Don’t forget some fashionable shorts to go with your tee

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsan402.html

LOL!

Do the massive 19" QUADZ come with the shorts or do I have to work for that myself?[/quote]

Of course you have to work for them… Sure hard to force yourself not to eat anything for years at a time…

I’m surprised that he doesn’t wax…

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Professor X wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
Don’t forget some fashionable shorts to go with your tee

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsan402.html

LOL!

Do the massive 19" QUADZ come with the shorts or do I have to work for that myself?

Of course you have to work for them… Sure hard to force yourself not to eat anything for years at a time…

I’m surprised that he doesn’t wax…[/quote]

Take a look at the black shorts.

The chicken leg/muffin top combo is sexy. Maybe American Apparel should send out a special exercise DVD with their athletic shorts.

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Professor X wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
Don’t forget some fashionable shorts to go with your tee

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsan402.html

LOL!

Do the massive 19" QUADZ come with the shorts or do I have to work for that myself?

Of course you have to work for them… Sure hard to force yourself not to eat anything for years at a time…

I’m surprised that he doesn’t wax…

Take a look at the black shorts.

The chicken leg/muffin top combo is sexy. Maybe American Apparel should send out a special exercise DVD with their athletic shorts. [/quote]

Yeah, he sure got some massive obliques pushing that fat out.

I can’t look at this stuff anymore… Hurray for mediocrity and all…

(Hell, that is less than mediocre, isn’t it? They’re all hailing below-averageness now… Whatever that’s called.)

The average German Beer’o’morph got bigger legs than that… So they at least match their cancerous guts.

I wear nail polish and eyeliner, but mascara and virgin-neck shirts? That’s just gay.

Even I have standards.

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
hypnotoad wrote:

you guys think you can help me with a routine and diet to look like this?

edit: dam pic didnt post

Yes, indeed.

  1. Avoid the sun at ALL cost.
  2. Join an some primitive emo band.
  3. Have a ridiculous tour schedule with said band.
  4. Do drugs. no, not the anabolic kind, ya meathead.
  5. Avoid sleep at all cost.
  6. Go on a search and destroy mission for booze.
  7. Avoid physical activity at all cost.
  8. Avoid food at all cost (you can live off drugs just fine man).

That should be it, I believe.

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I don’t think so. I lived off of cocaine, heroine, Jim Beam and Molson from 19-23 and couldn’t get like those dimwits.

Maybe it was the lack of musical talent that saved me?

Oh yeah, almost forgot weed. & shrooms. & LSD. Woops.

My god what am I looking at? This is what happens when I stop going out? World needs more Hawaiian shirts.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Oh yeah, almost forgot weed. & shrooms. & LSD. Woops.
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Well, right there’s your problem. The weed messed up your cutting diet and caused you to eat too many Twinkies and Ho Ho’s.

That just doesn’t sound right.

Do they just go to random bus stations to pick up the models?

Damn I thought the V stood for vagina. You know since everyone that would wear one definitely must have a vagina.

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Don’t forget some fashionable shorts to go with your tee

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsan402.html [/quote]

Come on now, appart from being over priced those shorts are bangin’.

You don’t know liberation till you know short short liberation. Nothing is more entertaining than going out for an afternoon with some short shorts and no shame. I could hardly stop laughing.

Plus I always know my legs will fit the short without ripping the seams because my legs aren’t actually in them. See? Clever eh? Just like a speedo. Comfy for me, holocaust for all of you. Nothing quite like some good old fashioned “goose-in-a-bag.”

-chris

All jokes aside…I actually have a friend who wears shorts like the to the gym intentionally just to be funny. Fuckin clown, lol.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I wear nail polish and eyeliner, but mascara and virgin-neck shirts? That’s just gay.

Even I have standards.[/quote]

you’re gay

[quote]Christine wrote:
Do they just go to random bus stations to pick up the models?[/quote]

That might just be what they’re doing… Or walk around town and ask random people that somehow catch their eye (by being below-average).

[quote]doosl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
I wear nail polish and eyeliner, but mascara and virgin-neck shirts? That’s just gay.

Even I have standards.

you’re gay

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But with standards.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
doosl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
I wear nail polish and eyeliner, but mascara and virgin-neck shirts? That’s just gay.

Even I have standards.

you’re gay

But with standards.[/quote]

LOL!

-Mascara? OK.

Mascara, eye shadow and butt implants? Gay Without Standards.

-Skin tight low cut jeans? OK.

Skin tight low cut jeans with the ass cut out? Gay Without Standards.

-Nail polish? OK.

Nail polish, a low cut V-neck shirt and “insert here” printed in block letters across your ass? Gay Without Standards.

Unisex Sheer Jersey Short Sleeve Deep V-Neck

Says it all. Technically you’re wearing a blouse if you buy one of those.

Only Marines and Women wear blouses.