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I Need to Unlock 'Gorilla-Mode'


#1

Was watching a show about gorillas today…I knew they were huge, but never knew how huge their backs were. check this out…Fucking ridiculous; I wish we could break down cellulose from plants like they do.


#2

How will you unlock your gorilla mode?


#3

I want to know, too. I’d suggest a lot of deadlifts and overhead presses, plus pullups and pushup variations, and a shitton of vegatarian food, but I’d like to hear how you plan to manage this. A point to consider is that generally Gorillas are morose, peaceful, and highly social creatures. I think beating your chest on a regular basis is to be recommended- I used to do this to join in with the morning chorus while bellowing. It’s a great start to the day.


#4

Yeah, we’d only have to eat 40 lbs of vegetation daily!


#5

What if one day science discovers a way to unlock it, but then it goes out of control?


#6

It’s not supposed to be in control, it’s gorilla mode. For science!


#7

Everyone knows unlocking the Predator within you via “The Predator Diet ™” is where it’s at.


#8

@usmccds423
Uhh, gorillas are not predators.
Jeez.
This is way different.


#9

Predators are way better!!


#10

Yup. Chimps are predators. Gorillas are like bodybuilders. All show and no go.


#11

Yeah I’d still disagree.
Chimps are still impressive though


#12

I fucking loled at 0:52


#13

I’ve seen that bold chimp in real life at Twycross zoo, he is pretty solid to be fair. Think he is on creatine. That last bit was a lie but I have seen him :joy:


#14

The falling Monkey coupled with the close up was wonderful.


#15

Chimps are assholes. When they attack people they go for the eyes and testicles. Who taught them that?


#16

I think there’s something too where we humans only use a small percentage of our muscle fibers when we contract our muscles.
Great apes contract more of them so they end up being incredibly strong.


#17

We’re definetly going to need some training that’s aimed at the CNS then.


#18


Ape not kill ape!!!


#19

Because when you have no balls, you go all the way to the bottom of the hierarchy and you can never go back up. A male with no balls is automatically lower in rank than the lowest female and infants.


#20

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our muscle fibers? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.