did you see this Nard? haha
Awesome
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
did you see this Nard? haha[/quote]
No, I didn’t see it on TV…sorry!
Maybe it’s a good thing! If I was watching it with my girlfriend and then told her “I sort of know him from the internet” she’d kill me…if you know what I mean.
And though my Mandarin is poor, I can see the cute liberties you took with what they said.
I sure wish I’d walked by that corner!
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
did you see this Nard? haha[/quote]
No, I didn’t see it on TV…sorry!
Maybe it’s a good thing! If I was watching it with my girlfriend and then told her “I sort of know him from the internet” she’d kill me…if you know what I mean.[/quote]
It’s funny because that;s one video where I wish people didn’t think it was art. But art is what u can get away with. So the police were saying how if I used “Art” as an excuse then the prosecutors might go lighter on me.
Your girlfriend taiwanese?
Lol that’s awesome. Well played.
Yes, my girlfriend is Taiwanese. We’re a bit older and she’s rather traditional so if she saw that on TV she’d never let me near you.
^hahahahaha
This is a funny video as I was at a wedding last year for my girlfriend’s sister and the groom worked for the police department so there were cops there and well, you’ll see.
I’m putting this here as you get to see my girlfriend at one point…then the cops see me (they call me Uncle as I’m the bride’s girlfriend’s boyfriend) and I gave the camera to my girlfriend to show me drinking out of the helmet but she goofed up.
You should thank them for the ridiculous publicity you just got. Also, hilarious.
That’s awesome LOL!
I obviously have no idea what the female reporter was saying, but all I can think of her saying the whole time is “Ahhh me fucky sucky sucky fuckysucky fucky suckyfucky sucky …”
Frank you are terrific. I can’t understand a word of the Chinese, but I can tell exactly where you took, ahem, liberties with the translation. How big of a news station is this? Like, did it go out to 1 billion of your countrymen? Or was it a more local station?
I sure hope you stay out of trouble, man. Have you retained a good lawyer? Fun is fun, but cops and government officials can be pretty humorless. From what I understand, Chinese ones even less so than others. And that cop they interviewed seemed like an A-number-1 dyed in the wool bureaucrat. Watch out.
Also, damn, China’s got some long-assed news segments. In the US that would have been maaaybe a 60 second piece. Even Obama doesn’t get 5 minutes!
There was a woman who walked around Taipei nude once.I think she was a porno star or something.
I won’t link, so just google " kiko wu nude taipei" and you’ll see. Great stuff!
That’s awesome.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Yes, my girlfriend is Taiwanese. We’re a bit older and she’s rather traditional so if she saw that on TV she’d never let me near you.
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oh i thought it was something else…
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Frank you are terrific. I can’t understand a word of the Chinese, but I can tell exactly where you took, ahem, liberties with the translation. How big of a news station is this? Like, did it go out to 1 billion of your countrymen? Or was it a more local station?
I sure hope you stay out of trouble, man. Have you retained a good lawyer? Fun is fun, but cops and government officials can be pretty humorless. From what I understand, Chinese ones even less so than others. And that cop they interviewed seemed like an A-number-1 dyed in the wool bureaucrat. Watch out.
Also, damn, China’s got some long-assed news segments. In the US that would have been maaaybe a 60 second piece. Even Obama doesn’t get 5 minutes![/quote]
It was on almost every news station. Only the stations that interviewed me actually put up some footage other than the street sex video.
and the next morning i was on front page of the sports and lifestyle section of all the major newspapers.
the cops thought it was funny. They thought this was good advertisement for Western Contemporary art.
and…everyone at the gym was looking at me when I was lifting today. People that I haven’t talked to for years (ex girlfriend for 8 years ago) messaged me on FB and said they saw me lol. Taiwan has nothing to report.
[quote]Nards wrote:
This is a funny video as I was at a wedding last year for my girlfriend’s sister and the groom worked for the police department so there were cops there and well, you’ll see.
I’m putting this here as you get to see my girlfriend at one point…then the cops see me (they call me Uncle as I’m the bride’s girlfriend’s boyfriend) and I gave the camera to my girlfriend to show me drinking out of the helmet but she goofed up.
LOOOOOOOLO
looks like you have a lot of fun blending in with Taiwanese people even though you speak English in front of them. I have a friend who is just like you. He has a Taiwanese girlfriend, he’s been here for years, and he loves it (but doesn’t speak Chinese at all, but he doesn’t seem to mind).
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Frank you are terrific. I can’t understand a word of the Chinese, but I can tell exactly where you took, ahem, liberties with the translation. How big of a news station is this? Like, did it go out to 1 billion of your countrymen? Or was it a more local station?
I sure hope you stay out of trouble, man. Have you retained a good lawyer? Fun is fun, but cops and government officials can be pretty humorless. From what I understand, Chinese ones even less so than others. And that cop they interviewed seemed like an A-number-1 dyed in the wool bureaucrat. Watch out.
Also, damn, China’s got some long-assed news segments. In the US that would have been maaaybe a 60 second piece. Even Obama doesn’t get 5 minutes![/quote]
It was on almost every news station. Only the stations that interviewed me actually put up some footage other than the street sex video.
and the next morning i was on front page of the sports and lifestyle section of all the major newspapers.
the cops thought it was funny. They thought this was good advertisement for Western Contemporary art.
and…everyone at the gym was looking at me when I was lifting today. People that I haven’t talked to for years (ex girlfriend for 8 years ago) messaged me on FB and said they saw me lol. Taiwan has nothing to report.
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Well good stuff then, man. Send me your autograph, lol.
Hey we’re actually not that far from each other. Let me know if you ever plan to make a trip to the land of your mortal enemies. (^_~)b
You’ve got an all expenses paid night out waiting for you, on me. I more than owe it to you in exchange for the entertainment and fun I’ve experienced watching your videos.
That is, if you’re not rotting in the darkest cell of a Chinese prison somewhere…
No matter how this turns out for you Frank, I hope it doesn’t squelch your fire to continue life over the top.
T-nationers getting some tv time! Props dude
[quote]bignate wrote:
T-nationers getting some tv time! Props dude[/quote]
You KNOW this makes all of us guilty by association.