The Character of Johnny Appleseed is based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men!
He Showers in Grain Alcohol!
He'll eat a homeless person if you dare him!
I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbery!
Brasky would use his own thigh as an anvil!
It was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane!
He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident!
He makes every woman who sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant!
He went public with his own buttocks and made 7 million!