I'm going with the following:
OP is passed out in bed. And after a bit too much to drink, sort of under performed in bed last night, calle dhis chick a name, grabbed the ass of some other maiden, or otherwise pissed off his lady.
Well, she got up before him, and he had left T-Nation open and logged in. As a revenge for his disappointing behavior, she took a joke video he had on youtube, and posted it here, trying to make him look like a doucher.