…that one day, little white boys and little black boys will walk hand in hand…"
Well, no. Not that kind of dream, and actually, I wasn’t the one that had it either. Here’s the scenario: A girlfriend of mine broke up with her boyfriend 2 years ago, they both saw other people and now they are back together. They’ve been together for about 6 months now and things are just peachy. One night, they start a discussion (HE starts the discussion) about penis size - who’s the longest, who’s the fatest, who had the skilz, who sucked ass - all the fun stuff people have no business asking unless they can handle the truth. Well, being MY girlfriend after all, she tells him point blank who’s got what stats. Seems he didn’t handle this too well, though I don’t know why as she totally LOVES his dick. Like a “typical” man, he wanted to be the biggest and upon finding out he wasn’t, he got all pissy. Nevermind that she did not enjoy sex with Mr. Huge Dick because it was more painful than pleasurable. Nevermind that they only fucked a handful of times. Nevermind that she has repeatedly told him that they (BF&GF) fit together the best of anyone she’s been with. So, upon seeing that this discussion was deteriorating into plaintive arguing, she goes to bed. Upon rising the following morning, she finds all her stuff packed by the front door and him stewing. Seems he allowed her to fall asleep and then continued the conversation with her in her sleep and brought up various names - she responded in something like “Oh Jay (not the boyfriend’s name) you’re sooo big…Jay oh Jay, I love how you fuck me…” You get the picture. As he was throwing her out of the house the following morning, he tells her what she said in her sleep and cares not that she has no memory of dreaming anything at all. He already knows that Jay is a guy she dated in high school (10+ years ago). So she’ll be staying with me for a few nights.
Question to all: WTF?! Am I way biased or should you not be allowed to hold shit against a person that they say in their sleep? I don’t need a dream interpretation here, I know she dug the way Jay did her in high school but I also know she really, really digs how her boyfriend does her now. I want to know what you all would do if you found yourselves in either side of this situation.