For the life of me, I cant figure out why some movie stars come up with the names they do for their kids. Do they think their status will deter other kids from mercilessly picking on them as they grow up? Kids find mean things to say about any normal name (Smelly Kelly, Fat Matt, etc.) and then some schmuck has to go name their poor child Moon Unit, Apple, Banjo, or Pilot Inspektor. Why dont they just name their kid, Huge Steaming Pile of Crap, or Homoerotic, or better yet, Just Skip the Small Talk and Make Fun of Me Now. That way they can save the bullies the enormous amount of time they need to spend thinking up new mean things that rhyme with Moxie CrimeFighter.
These people need to be stopped at once.