I Guess This Make's TC the Healthiest Guy on Earth...

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An ejaculation a day keeps the doctor away
Thu Jul 17, 7:33 AM ET
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation may be really good for you.

Research by Australia’s Cancer Council Victoria found that the more often men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to suffer the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.
The survey of 1,079 prostate cancer (news http://us.rd.yahoo.com/DailyNews/manual/*http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news?p=“prostate%20cancer”&c=&n=20&yn=c&c=news&cs=nw - web sites http://us.rd.yahoo.com/DailyNews/manual/*http://search.yahoo.com/bin/search?cs=nw&p=Prostate%20cancer) patients and 1,259 healthy men found that those who masturbated or had sex at least once a day in their 20s were a third less likely to develop the malady.
“For men in their 50s of course that’s often not achievable,” Graham Giles, who led the research team, told Reuters on Thursday.
“(But) masturbation isn’t bad for you. I don’t believe in the blindness and hairy palms theory. Prohibitions against ejaculations are not based on science,” he said.
The study, conducted between 1994 and 1998 but still being analysed, did not focus specifically on masturbation.
Nevertheless, it was the largest so far to ask participants not just about their sexual relations but also about masturbation, and to analyse the answers.
Giles said the findings correlate with previous research that showed Roman Catholic priests were 30 percent more likely to get prostate cancer, but they contradict other studies that suggested having a variety of partners or frequent sex could lift the risk.
One theory that could explain the new results is that semen may have a carcinogenic effect on the cells lining the prostatic ducts if not flushed regularly out of the pipes by ejaculations.
The research is due to be published in this weekend’s British Journal of Urology International.

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“But baby I have to have sex to get rid of this carcenogenic spunk I got.”

I guess we will die if we don’t have sex. Oi!!! Any T-Vixens wanna save my life repeatedly? Ciao. :wink:

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Does it pevent cancer better if you fire it on their face?

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Couple this with the old saying “no rest for the wicked”, and I’m damn near immortal now.

Now if they can just prove that women injesting semen orally is the cure-all for a variety of ailments, we can all die happy.

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This man is dying, quick, send in the head nurse!

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“Giles said the findings correlate with previous research that showed Roman Catholic priests were 30 percent more likely to get prostate cancer…”

Well, I guess this proves that masturbating is better for you than sexually molesting little boys…

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I’ve been self-medicating for years. Luckily, no one in the FDA has decided one needs a prescription for this sort of thing…

Although, of course, it’s always nice if you can talk your girlfriend into providing such medical assistance on a daily basis. I’m going to have to try this line of persuasion, which hopefully won’t end with a bottle of KY being launched at my grill.

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irondoc, while I understand your concern for your invention of the money shot, I don’t know if adding velocity to the spunk will flush out any more carcinogens. On top of that, there could even possibly be a splash back effect that you should be wary of.

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Why, I’d throttle you if one of my hands wasn’t so busy!

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I have mastubatoryambidexterity! :wink:

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“Arnold, what are your thoughts on this research?”

“My prostate has no too-mah!”

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Does this mean that the cost of hookers can now be deducted as a “medical expense?”

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Only four posts TC? What’s the deal!!! :wink:

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He doesn’t love us.