I got some

Import · May 22, 2002, 11:20pm

I just wanted to proclaim to the world that on May 22, 2002 I got some for the first time at the age of 17 and am the happiest man alive

Import · May 23, 2002, 9:50am

haha

Import · May 23, 2002, 10:16am

Congratulations, dude. BTW: DJ walks into a bar, sits down, bangs his hand on the bar and tells the bartender “Six shots of vodka.”
“That’s a pretty tall order, son,” the bartender says, “What’s the occasion?”

“My first blowjob,” DJ says proudly.

“Well, in that case,” says the bartender, “the seventh one is on the house.”

“Thanks,” DJ says, “But if I can’t get the taste out of my mouth after six, I don’t think another one will do anything.”

Import · May 23, 2002, 10:35am

DJ – congrats man. Treat her well and chances are you’ll get you some more.

Raf - I've always loved that joke =)

Import · May 23, 2002, 11:30am

or another joke, it was on Sopranos. Remeber your first blow job? - Yeah… , Was the guy any good?

Import · May 23, 2002, 11:58am

Ah, one less virgin on the planet.

Import · May 23, 2002, 1:46pm

I hope you didn’t pay more than $20 bucks DJ.

Import · May 23, 2002, 1:55pm

Did you hit it from the back, and did she like it like that?(It’s from a song.) Seriously, congrats dude.

Import · May 23, 2002, 2:05pm

pretty soon there will be only two of us virgins left, you and me Patricia

Import · May 23, 2002, 2:51pm

…uh, I’m not a virgin…look of perplexion

Patricia....

Import · May 23, 2002, 3:52pm

nice job bro. i guarantee your lifts will be much more intense now!!

Import · May 23, 2002, 3:53pm

That shucks! And I was hoping you were saving yourself for me

Import · May 23, 2002, 5:00pm

No, there’s more than 1 virgin left.

Import · May 23, 2002, 5:01pm

Mission accomplished. Now you dont have to train anymore.

Import · May 23, 2002, 5:15pm

Congratulations and welcome ti the club brother. Wishing You many hot and sweaty nights bumping momnkeys with the female sex! Stay strong and Manly. Peace.

Import · May 23, 2002, 5:40pm

Sorry dude, beat you to the punch.

Import · May 23, 2002, 6:44pm

you dawwwwwwwwwwg!

Import · May 23, 2002, 8:30pm

Funny post! Congrats, man - it only gets better with time and practice. (Up to a point, of course. Then it starts getting worse.)

Import · May 23, 2002, 8:59pm

I beat you by a year! Don’t it feel wonderful? Just don’t do it without a condom or you’ll go through a lot of bullshit, trust me! Haha@Me! -D

Import · May 23, 2002, 10:44pm

Hope you had fun! (and that you used protection!! grin)