I Fear the End!!!

So, I was watching TV the other day and saw an ad for some skin moisturizer. Things were going along nicely until they mentioned one of the ingredients.

It contains active Soy!!

That’s right folks,

I really think this is a sign of the impending appocolypse.

Do you realize what transdermal soy means?

They’ve created the
What’s next?


How about someone spray it directly on thier balls. Could be a cure for rapists like Coercix.

What the Hell!!!

How many times do I have to tell you to stop watching the Oxygen network. It radiates estrogen through the carcinogenic electro-magnetic waves.

Double whammy.

First your mating muscle shrinks to the size of a whittled down #2 HB finepoint, then you get breasts and cancer to go along with them.

There is a cure though and its name is “Tribex-five hu . . hu . . .hund. . . .RED”(started a new cycle)