This sucks! I fart like a diesel truck. Bodybuilding diet is making me do it. So how do you deal with this problem??? Obviosly my social life is harsh. I do not want to go to prison for gassing people with my methane, coming from my ass.
I shouldn’t even respond to this but, I have an idea: try bending over and lighting a match to your ass when you fart – your friends will get a kick out of it, and you’ll be the life of the party!
Since when is farting too much a problem?
I have heard that low quality protein powder can do it (happened to me), either that or you’re alllergic to milk products -Lactose Intolerant. Try putting ‘beano’ in your milk. You can get it at the drugstore, it will convert the lactose into digestable sugars.
Makes the milk taste a little sweeter though… Or maybe a cork would work…
Embrace your buttflute. I know I do.
I do not drink milk!
Also often I fart after drinking water!!! Sometimes after lots of tuna…
how do I emracy my butthole?
Don’t embrace your butthole. That might invole some gerbil action. Rather, what I am suggesting is…well…I don’t have a friggin clue. Just live with your emissions as their the product of a nice bb diet.
To quote MBE: What is your MAX STENCH?!?!?