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I Don't Trust a Man Who....

has a weak handshake

has never seen The Godfather

dances

has blond hair

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
has a weak handshake

has never seen The Godfather

dances

has blond hair[/quote]

I usually have a good handshake (then again most people think they do), but I absolutely hate when you go to shake somenoe’s hand, and it sometimes doesn’t line up right and they grab your fingers, fuck that sucks.

Can’t even maintain eye contact during a conversation.

Speaks ill of his own mother.

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:

dances

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Can’t agree with this one. I wholeheartedly trust Terry Crews.

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
… has blond hair[/quote]

Fuck you.

[quote]Freaky_Frankie wrote:
Can’t even maintain eye contact during a conversation.

Speaks ill of his own mother.

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What happens if his mother is a shmendrik?

measures his body fat with a shoe

likes Phil Collins

ends his posts with tweet

Never had a good ass whooping

drinks Buckfast

confuses football with religion

calls everyone “big man”

finishes sentences with the word “but”

thinks that “Still Game” is a documentary

(not you though, Chong, I’m just guessing about the man in your Avatar)

[quote]bluebrasil wrote:
drinks Buckfast

confuses football with religion

calls everyone “big man”

finishes sentences with the word “but”

thinks that “Still Game” is a documentary

(not you though, Chong, I’m just guessing about the man in your Avatar)

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aye, weejies are a fucked up bunch

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]bluebrasil wrote:
drinks Buckfast

confuses football with religion

calls everyone “big man”

finishes sentences with the word “but”

thinks that “Still Game” is a documentary

(not you though, Chong, I’m just guessing about the man in your Avatar)

[/quote]

aye, weejies are a fucked up bunch[/quote]

A fellow Scotsman! or someone educated in the ways of the West

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
measures his body fat with a shoe

likes Phil Collins

ends his posts with tweet[/quote]

LMFAO!!

Best post!

prefaces sentences with honestly, which to me means that either what your about to say is a lie or you make such a habit of lieing you need to make it clear when your not.

I Don’t Trust a Man Who…

Ends statements with a rise in pitch, so it sounds like a question

Uses “sort of” frequently in conversation

Has brown or missing teeth

wears pink shirts
pops his collar
shakes with his left hand
goes to a tanning salon
does any type of recreational drug
drinks excessively
doesn’t maintain eye contact in a conversation
sings disney theme songs

smiles all the time

overly polite

This thread can be tricky…I think it borders the line between people I honestly have learned to not trust in the past and people who have a tendency of pissing me off, maybe they go hand in hand, but I feel there can be a difference.

[quote]bluebrasil wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]bluebrasil wrote:
drinks Buckfast

confuses football with religion

calls everyone “big man”

finishes sentences with the word “but”

thinks that “Still Game” is a documentary

(not you though, Chong, I’m just guessing about the man in your Avatar)

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aye, weejies are a fucked up bunch[/quote]

A fellow Scotsman! or someone educated in the ways of the West
[/quote]

Fuck aye, from the Highlands, living in Glasgow.

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:

dances

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Just because you can only see white guys in nightclubs…sigh.

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:
wears pink shirts
pops his collar
goes to a tanning salon
does any type of recreational drug
sings disney theme songs
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Congratz on shaming halkf of T-Nation.

However I am not on that list because you did not include WATCHING Disney films. HA!