I Can Do . . .

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I can bend a beer bottle cap in half with one hand, drink a gallon of milk in an hour, touch the tip of my nose with my tongue, hold the rear end of a kia sephia off the ground long enough for someone else to remove 3 lug nuts, and I’m double jointed, but only in my middle finger.

What are some weird things you can do?

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I stopped reading after you wrote you could touch the tip of your nose with your tongue.

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I’m double jointed in 6 fingers, how do you bend that bottle cap?

4

I’ve got a small dick and lots of back hair. Killer.

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i can start a fire by rubbing sticks together,

do pullups and chinups for reps with 100 lb’s on me,

wash my clothes on my abs,

sing higher than most girls and lower than most men,

climb a coconut tree as fast as a southern thailand native,

and milk a cow, and a bull

the last one is only half true

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I could run the 100m in 11.5 seconds when I was 16.

I was the only try scorer for the whole team in my senior year (rugby) and we still won the majority of our games.

I can open bottles with my teeth.

I can move only the tip of each finger without moving the rest.

I can tackle a small bull and then brand it.

I can have sex again after ten minutes.

I can tell in 5 minutes if a girl is into me or if i’m wasting my time.

I can move my ears.

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I can do dumbbell curls with 30 lbs (thats 15lb per hand)

I can crush a mans skull with my bare hands and a big truck

I can imagine I can bench a 1000lbs

I can tell if a girls into me after only five years.

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I can walk on my knees.

Freak people out my cracking my wrist.

Double jointed in my arms, I can make them look broken.

Fart with my hands.

Touch my tongue to my nose.

Give myself hickies.

Crack my knuckles 4 different ways.

Deadlift 2x my bodyweight.

I can also fun fast.

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I can recite all 50 states in one breath.

I can remember the line that I messed up when I played Luke Skywalker in a 5th grade summer camp play.

I can remove the outer casing from a pen and shove the inkwell/nib all the way up my nose.

I can share my weird, pointless talents without tooting my own horn by throwing in other “real” accomplishments.

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[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
I can share my weird, pointless talents without tooting my own horn by throwing in other “real” accomplishments.[/quote]

What’s great is the people who threw those in haven’t done anything worth bragging about.

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[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
I can share my weird, pointless talents without tooting my own horn by throwing in other “real” accomplishments.[/quote]

damn. there I was hoping to score some points.

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I am almost 24 years old and have never had sex with a woman nor done anything worth telling about… I am unhappy with my life, but not enough yet to do something about it. My only regret in life is that I let myself be beaten down easily when I was younger and have not been able to get over it.

errr… double jointed thumb.