Ok, anyone remember that “I got a job at a nutritional laboratory” post a while back? Well, let me just say that due to some bitch comany called “Nutritox”'s offices located right in the middle of my night-shift lunch break pacing about, and being in the wrong place at the wrong time, I am no longer at the job I hate…
But while there, I did score some supplements of theirs at pretty low prices. Here’s what I bought:
2 buckets of protein mix,
1 Creatine Monohydrate,
2 Melatotin 3mg 60caps
2 Ginkgo Bilobas (One of the most useful)
1 nasty tasting total body cleansing formula in a tub,
and last but not least, the all-baffling Hypothalamus and Pituitary Concentrate.
Total cost of all that junk was like 50 bucks. Cosidering that one item in that list IS 50 bucks, I’d say I made a killin’!
Well, I was just a little silly when considering my purchases. First thing, I read up on Melatonin, and found that it is hardly recomended by anyone for sleep enhancement, and it can have drowzy side-effects. I could have bought more Gingko or another CLA for that. But hey, they were like 80 cents… Then, I couldn’t find anything on the Hypothalamus and Pituitary formula, except that on the label of it it says something like “Hypothalamus Concentrate: 30mg and Pituitary Concentrate 60mg.”
When I questioned the one scientist who works there, he just said that it is something I would have no use for as it is only for old people. I felt stupid for buying it. Poo.
Well, that is my story, and if anyone has anything to say about this weird brain formula and what it does, feel free!