Gangstapimptres . . .
You’re retarded. Not “this dude acts kinda stupid, self-absorbed, better-than-you in a mean, arrogant, pissy-ass kinda way.” You’re retarded in the “Mr. and Mrs. GangstaPimp, it pains me to say this, but, due to either your genetic similarities, environmental pollutants, or the fact you practiced baby-punting with his head, the youngest gangstapimp will not be able to function intellectually at the same level as the average koala, and he may often wear his pants on his head. I’m sorry.”
As for the “story,” it affects neither a fight’s status or the career of one of the athletes, so I pay it no mind.