How Tough Are You?

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[quote]Dedicated wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
"I would walk two miles on my, hands and knees,
ain’t no doubt about it, baby, it’s you I aim to please
I’d wrestle with a lion and a, grizzly bear,
it’s my life baby but, I don’t care

Ain’t that tuff enough?
Ain’t that tuff enough?
Ain’t that tuff enough?
Ain’t that tuff enough?"

Alright, who sang this one?

D

Georgia Satellites.

Nope not them. You’re thinking bout that wedding song of theirs (satellites).

D
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Damn, you are right. Flabby Thunderbirds.

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[quote]Rockscar wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
I’m raising 2 daughters.

Three for me and get that finger out of my face.

HA! Hope you guys have more than one bathroom!

And put the seat down once in a while, whydontcha!

In college I lived with girls…

One night at about 3 am one of them bursts into my room, grabs and shakes me…“DON’T EVER…EVER Leave the toilet seat down…more shaking…EVER”

I never left it up again…[/quote]

Put Saran Wrap across the bowl and put the seat down.

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I’m so tough I hate NOT going to the dentist.

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:

Put Saran Wrap across the bowl and put the seat down.
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I did this when I was a kid, and got a severe beating for it. My brother was drunk and took a shit.

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[quote]ab_power wrote:
I’m so tough, t-men get me to escort them to their car in the gym parking lot. [/quote]

Im so tough, I’m the reason t-men get you to escort them to their cars.

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Well, I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe the other day, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes!

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When I jerk off I use icy hot as lube.

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I breast feed John Madden.

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[quote]StevenF wrote:
When I jerk off I use icy hot as lube. [/quote]

should try the red tiger balm like I use

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[quote]pachell wrote:
I was born with 5 or 6 balls, maybe seven. I lost count.
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you can’t count to seven?

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Im so tough, that even the very laws of nature bend to my will… or else.

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I’m so tough, that I talk about my feelings and…

wait what?

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Zap and Rockscar take the cake.

As for me, I ain’t tough; I sleep with earplugs.

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Im so tough, I challenge God to an arm wrestling match… and he cries uncle.

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I’m so tough I applied a rear naked choke to a 300 lb incensed black man defending his woman’s honor.

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[quote]meangenes wrote:
ab_power wrote:
I’m so tough, t-men get me to escort them to their car in the gym parking lot.

Im so tough, I’m the reason t-men get you to escort them to their cars.[/quote]

I’m so tough and veiny, I was escorting a T-Man, got angry, and ripped a stop sign out of the ground.

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Im so tough that although Ive died multiple times, Im still living because Death is to afraid to f–k with me