I'm so tough, I use a cheese grater for toilet paper.
I donate every day to the testosterone bank.
I've got two "Y" chromosomes, and no "X" chromosome.
Woman use my Johnson to practice their gymnastics.
My condom size is XXXXXXXXXL.
I was born with 5 or 6 balls, maybe seven. I lost count.
Chuck Norris sees me coming, he crosses to the other side of the street.
I am Kryptonite to all you faux tough guys.
I bitch slap pit bulls just because I can.
You probably don't wanna fuck with me. Bend over to my superiority