The bending choad of dishonor
Yep that’s me. Does anyone have any advice on how I can stop being a choad without joining the Marines. Join isn’t an option for me anymore.
You see, when I was in high school the guy that dated my girlfriend a couple guys before me was a Marine. I never really thought about it until my window to join the Marines had closed, but that makes me a choad. When they called asking if I wanted to join I told them I was “too much of a pussy for that shit”. Which I would say is definitely the case.
I had too many personal reasons to not sign up-I never really figured them out until I couldn’t join anymore though. I wish I had though because now I’m a choad for life. There’s no way I know of to reverse the process. Does anyone else know how I can permanently stop being a choad?