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How to Stop Being a Choad?

The bending choad of dishonor

Yep that’s me. Does anyone have any advice on how I can stop being a choad without joining the Marines. Join isn’t an option for me anymore.

You see, when I was in high school the guy that dated my girlfriend a couple guys before me was a Marine. I never really thought about it until my window to join the Marines had closed, but that makes me a choad. When they called asking if I wanted to join I told them I was “too much of a pussy for that shit”. Which I would say is definitely the case.

I had too many personal reasons to not sign up-I never really figured them out until I couldn’t join anymore though. I wish I had though because now I’m a choad for life. There’s no way I know of to reverse the process. Does anyone else know how I can permanently stop being a choad?

Choad?

You mean troll.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
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Fuck Jeff Van Gundy. I hate that choad.

Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.

  1. A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
  2. The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
  3. A derogatory term used to insult somebody.
  4. Ducas has a fat choad.
  5. Last night your mom tongued my choad.
  6. Quit being such a choad.

This thread seems familiar. Vaguely. Very vague. Hmmm.

Quit making inane threads and pathetic pleas for attention, would be a great starting point.

[quote]Cortes wrote:
Quit making inane threads and pathetic pleas for attention, would be a great starting point. [/quote]

“quit making…pathetic pleas for attention” says the shirtless profile douche on steroids. or is doing steroids and taking a pic of the results a legitimate plea for attention? IDK. All depends on who you are and what you stand for I suppose. For this comment you fucks will probably track me down and lace everything with catabolic steroids to keep my muscles small and week and anabolic steroids so I have a micro penis. fun stuff… the internet.

[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:
Quit making inane threads and pathetic pleas for attention, would be a great starting point. [/quote]

“quit making…pathetic pleas for attention” says the shirtless profile douche on steroids. or is doing steroids and taking a pic of the results a legitimate plea for attention? IDK. All depends on who you are and what you stand for I suppose. For this comment you fucks will probably track me down and lace everything with catabolic steroids to keep my muscles small and week and anabolic steroids so I have a micro penis. fun stuff… the internet.[/quote]

See a psychiatrist.

[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:
Quit making inane threads and pathetic pleas for attention, would be a great starting point. [/quote]

“quit making…pathetic pleas for attention” says the shirtless profile douche on steroids. or is doing steroids and taking a pic of the results a legitimate plea for attention? IDK. All depends on who you are and what you stand for I suppose. For this comment you fucks will probably track me down and lace everything with catabolic steroids to keep my muscles small and week and anabolic steroids so I have a micro penis. fun stuff… the internet.[/quote]

See a psychiatrist.
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Im gonna be one of those.

Money and endless supplies of crazy women and drugs

who wants clam chowder?

[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:
Quit making inane threads and pathetic pleas for attention, would be a great starting point. [/quote]

“quit making…pathetic pleas for attention” says the shirtless profile douche on steroids. or is doing steroids and taking a pic of the results a legitimate plea for attention? IDK. All depends on who you are and what you stand for I suppose. For this comment you fucks will probably track me down and lace everything with catabolic steroids to keep my muscles small and week and anabolic steroids so I have a micro penis. fun stuff… the internet.[/quote]

Wow, what a pathetic little man. So insecure as to come in here and put down those who intimidate him.

Welcome to the internet.

Oh, and by the way, forget about the Marines. You aren’t Marines’ material.

[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:
Quit making inane threads and pathetic pleas for attention, would be a great starting point. [/quote]

“quit making…pathetic pleas for attention” says the shirtless profile douche on steroids. or is doing steroids and taking a pic of the results a legitimate plea for attention? IDK. All depends on who you are and what you stand for I suppose. For this comment you fucks will probably track me down and lace everything with catabolic steroids to keep my muscles small and week and anabolic steroids so I have a micro penis. fun stuff… the internet.[/quote]

Yet another T-Nation noob who asks for advice then refuses to take it when offered.