STEP 1…just before the big moment, do what it takes to get you hard - looking at porn mags, looking at Kelly Hu, etc, etc, - when barred up, procede to step 2.
STEP 2…stick wooden skewer down the eye of your dick
STEP 3…place a hose clamp ( the one’s that are used on your car’s heater hose should be about the right size)around the shaft of your dick, right under the head. Tighten the hose clamp until your knob turns purple.
STEP 4…place a second hose clamp around the base of your shaft and tighten till the shaft turns, well, purple. BTW, be sure to get steps 3 & 4 in the correct order, because if you tighten a clamp around the base of your dick first, you will inadvertently shoot the skewer right out of your dick, which, of course, could injure someone.
STEP 5… trim the skewer to length - cut off the bit that’s hanging out of your cyclop’s eye. Nail clippers will work just fine.
STEP 6…Bang that bitch till she screams for mercy.
This is how we do it down here in Australia, I see no reason why it won’t work wonders for you.