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How to Reduce the Size of my Glutes


#1

Yes


#2

W.T.F.

YOU CALL THAT AN ASS?

Pfffftttttt. Dude. That’s nothing. In fact, I like em bigger than that.

<---- I cannot lie.

Must.Be.Troll.


#3

dear god guys need so much reassurance about their butts!

who is the negative attention coming from? are you sure it is negative?

if you imagine drawing your abs in up towards your belly button then i think you can eek out the last bit of the pelvic tilt…

i think it is about the way the body stores fat. some people find their ass is one of the last regions to drop fat.

check out accipiter’s thread over in rate my physique. you guys sound like kindred spirits lolz.


#4
  1. Make torso bigger

  2. Butt looks smaller

  3. ???

  4. Profit


#5

Well Princess, when you stop walking around in skirts and skinny jeans nobody will be able to see how shitty your ass is.


#6

No


#7

Lose fat. Like, 30 lbs.

It really is that simple.


#8

Maybe


#9

Just one more side view so you know what i got to work with. Can i get


#10
  1. You don’t have “thunder thighs”
  2. You never had a “gorilla chest”
  3. You’re weak and skinny, add 30 lbs of muscle and your ass will look proportionate (though it’s not that big either).

#11

Try lifting weights and eating real food.


#12

are you puerto rican


#13

Gorilla chest?


#14

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Gorilla chest?

[/quote]

I know Im jealous too


#15

[quote]Blackaggar wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Gorilla chest?

[/quote]

I know Im jealous too[/quote]

Well I’ll be damned…


#16

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Blackaggar wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Gorilla chest?

[/quote]

I know Im jealous too[/quote]

Well I’ll be damned…[/quote]

LMAO!


#17

[quote]Krazesensi wrote:
I will show you guys my chest again in 1 week. I am going to do my old routine to get a gorilla chest again.
[/quote]

If it gives visible results in a week, you really need to share this ‘primate pecs’ routine of yours.


#18

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#19

lol this is one of those threads you just can’t make up!


#20

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Blackaggar wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Gorilla chest?

[/quote]

I know Im jealous too[/quote]

Well I’ll be damned…[/quote]

rofl