ass-to-mouth or get the fuck out.
On a related note, I have found that the Fremont School For the Deaf is a great place to shop for mistresses. Since they’re deaf, most of them can’t talk either, which is of benefit for many different reasons. But they can still moan and scream and shit like that so when you’re banging some 15 y/o dude you just stole from his speech pathology class in the janitor’s closet, he’ll let you know he’s into it in a very vocal manner, but if he escapes he’ll never be able to communicate properly that he just got his asshole widened. Is there even a way to sign “DBCooper just ass-pillaged me in a most inhumane manner and then threatened to slit my fucking throat if I ever say anything”?
Plus, you can steal these fucking mongos and keep 'em in a safe house near your home. They won’t say shit because they can’t, they’ll never hear you enter the house until it’s far too late for them to do anything about it and if they should escape, what are they gonna do, tell your wife/gf? There’s no way your significant other is going to understand it when some deaf/dumb mute is trying to sign to her that you just stole him from a school for deaf children and that you’ve been stashing him in a safe house for six months and feeding him Spam and catfood and distilled urine and that you’ve been carrying out some sado-masochistic fantasy with this fucking reTARD flailing his arms around in a hysterical manner.[/quote]
Look at the 09er making me lol!