We all want to have a well chiseled face and jaw line right??? Well I have a new invention that will do the trick!!! This product will slam your masseter muscles like a son of a gun and you won't even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).
The principle is just like chewing gum. But this product will come in much larger pieces.
Basically it will be like chewing gum but it will be much much much stickier and harder. Like partially digested leather. Like a big ball of leather dipped in tar...or epoxy.
I figure about 10-12 chomps three times a week should do the trick. This product will have your jaws bulging in no time flat!!!
I already have a patent pending so copycats beware.
I was thinking of a name: MassGum? GumMass? Wad-O-Fury?