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How to Get Big Jaw Muscles


#1

We all want to have a well chiseled face and jaw line right??? Well I have a new invention that will do the trick!!! This product will slam your masseter muscles like a son of a gun and you won't even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).

The principle is just like chewing gum. But this product will come in much larger pieces.

Basically it will be like chewing gum but it will be much much much stickier and harder. Like partially digested leather. Like a big ball of leather dipped in tar...or epoxy.

I figure about 10-12 chomps three times a week should do the trick. This product will have your jaws bulging in no time flat!!!

I already have a patent pending so copycats beware.

I was thinking of a name: MassGum? GumMass? Wad-O-Fury?


#2

Squats, milk, and fellatio.


#3

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Squats, milk, and fellatio.[/quote]

LOL!


#4

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Squats, milk, and fellatio.[/quote]

And upside down with bands to keep it varied.


#5

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Squats, milk, and fellatio.[/quote]

I have noticed that your jaw muscles are looking rather nice lately…


#6

fellatio WITH the massgum?


#7

[quote]polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Squats, milk, and fellatio.

I have noticed that your jaw muscles are looking rather nice lately…[/quote]

Yeah, hit a squat PR last week.


#8

For the OP: PRACTICE!


#9

I find it disheartening that you people make fun of my invention.

Gives a new meaning to “going green”

Anyway, I will have some info on how to order this product posted soon.


#10

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Squats, milk, and fellatio.

I have noticed that your jaw muscles are looking rather nice lately…

Yeah, hit a squat PR last week.[/quote]

now when you say squat … is that the position you do your jaw training in or…?


#11

[quote]gv_nsg wrote:
and you won’t even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).
[/quote]

Go back to bb.com. I’m sure your idea will be widely accepted there.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
and fellatio.[/quote]

How would sucking dick make your masseter bigger? Do you chew? Never heard of the No Teeth rule?


#12

[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
gv_nsg wrote:
and you won’t even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).

Go back to bb.com. I’m sure your idea will be widely accepted there.

pushmepullme wrote:
and fellatio.

How would sucking dick make your masseter bigger? Do you chew? Never heard of the No Teeth rule?

[/quote]

Well, surely you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head before?


#13

Beef Jerky has already been invented.


#14

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
gv_nsg wrote:
and you won’t even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).

Go back to bb.com. I’m sure your idea will be widely accepted there.

pushmepullme wrote:
and fellatio.

How would sucking dick make your masseter bigger? Do you chew? Never heard of the No Teeth rule?

Well, surely you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head before?[/quote]

Touche.


#15

[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
gv_nsg wrote:
and you won’t even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).

Go back to bb.com. I’m sure your idea will be widely accepted there.

pushmepullme wrote:
and fellatio.

How would sucking dick make your masseter bigger? Do you chew? Never heard of the No Teeth rule?

Well, surely you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head before?

Touche.

[/quote]

So you’re saying you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head Rick? Very revealing


#16

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
gv_nsg wrote:
and you won’t even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).

Go back to bb.com. I’m sure your idea will be widely accepted there.

pushmepullme wrote:
and fellatio.

How would sucking dick make your masseter bigger? Do you chew? Never heard of the No Teeth rule?

Well, surely you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head before?

Touche.

So you’re saying you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head Rick? Very revealing[/quote]

Just once… I mean, ah shit.


#17

[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
gv_nsg wrote:
and you won’t even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).

Go back to bb.com. I’m sure your idea will be widely accepted there.

pushmepullme wrote:
and fellatio.

How would sucking dick make your masseter bigger? Do you chew? Never heard of the No Teeth rule?

Well, surely you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head before?

Touche.

So you’re saying you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head Rick? Very revealing

Just once… I mean, ah shit.

[/quote]

It’s ok, because you were,“experimenting”.


#18

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
gv_nsg wrote:
and you won’t even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).

Go back to bb.com. I’m sure your idea will be widely accepted there.

pushmepullme wrote:
and fellatio.

How would sucking dick make your masseter bigger? Do you chew? Never heard of the No Teeth rule?

Well, surely you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head before?

Touche.

So you’re saying you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head Rick? Very revealing

Just once… I mean, ah shit.

It’s ok, because you were,“experimenting”.[/quote]

And if you didn’t swallow, it doesn’t count. Oh, wait, that’s inhale. Nevermind.


#19

[quote]danc2469 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
gv_nsg wrote:
and you won’t even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).

Go back to bb.com. I’m sure your idea will be widely accepted there.

pushmepullme wrote:
and fellatio.

How would sucking dick make your masseter bigger? Do you chew? Never heard of the No Teeth rule?

Well, surely you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head before?

Touche.

So you’re saying you’ve gotten a jaw ache from giving head Rick? Very revealing

Just once… I mean, ah shit.

It’s ok, because you were,“experimenting”.

And if you didn’t swallow, it doesn’t count. Oh, wait, that’s inhale. Nevermind.

[/quote]

That’s just bad manners.


#20

[quote]gv_nsg wrote:
We all want to have a well chiseled face and jaw line right??? Well I have a new invention that will do the trick!!! This product will slam your masseter muscles like a son of a gun and you won’t even need any steroids (your balls will thank you).

The principle is just like chewing gum. But this product will come in much larger pieces.

Basically it will be like chewing gum but it will be much much much stickier and harder. Like partially digested leather. Like a big ball of leather dipped in tar…or epoxy.

I figure about 10-12 chomps three times a week should do the trick. This product will have your jaws bulging in no time flat!!!

I already have a patent pending so copycats beware.

I was thinking of a name: MassGum? GumMass? Wad-O-Fury?

[/quote]

Wad-o-Fury? LMFAO!!! Seriously? Wad-o-Fury…fuck me.